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08-21-2013, 03:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Single 
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Walked out my front door to see that my neighbor had a huge painted metal rooster in her flower bed..........lmao it's cute.
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08-21-2013, 10:57 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
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08-27-2013, 10:40 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
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Oh my goodness..I was so busted. I just had to go with the flow..
Hadn't had a customer in the store for a few hours, so I started trying on clothes. I had slipped a dress on over what I was wearing and then it happened. Customer came in. I kinda hid behind some mannequins, but she came right to me. I helped this customer, with a teal short dress on over my long pink dress. Oh, I'm sure she questioned my fashion sense. But it didn't help, when my co Mgr came out and tried not to laugh. Yes , I admit it. Sometimes I'm a dork!
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08-29-2013, 02:45 PM
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*dodges labels* Relationship Status:
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwvXtfRjonc"]Cyanide & Happiness - The Rope - YouTube[/nomedia]
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08-31-2013, 08:40 PM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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sooo
I was walking down the hall at the assisted living facility where my client lives... I passed by these two older gentlemen that I am friendly with (we share a love of the Patriots). They were engaged in a conversation with someone else so I didn't stop...I just barely got buy and S***** says, "Now THAT one..." and pauses as I walk further away down the hallway, then continues "she is va va voom..." and made a remark about my ummmm lady assets...  Funny how as we age we again forget how sound travels! ....but ummm... thank you boys 
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09-01-2013, 06:57 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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The Christmas Elf of course.....she will be 3 in December.
LTB sent me a picture of her today....she was sitting in her big girl bed, covered up to her waist, reading a book(of course she can't read yet), wearing her University of North Carolina football helmet....OMG I cracked up. How could that happen that I would have a Christmas Elf that loved football as much as me and her Daddy. I hate UNC, but I don't care who she yells for as long as she loves football. Looks like it is happening.
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09-01-2013, 07:40 PM
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Junior Member
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Single 
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My family from NJ came up to visit for the weekend, and my nephews came along. Today, we went to a nice, big park in New Haven, CT, and at one point we spent some time on the swings. The older one, Nate, kept going higher and higher and wanted to do a peak jump off.
As he was getting ready to jump, this little boy, couldn't have been older than 6 years, casually walked in front of where he was and smiled big with a blue plastic bag in hand and did this twirly thing with it, then proceeded to dip it low and then he started TWERKING for a good minute or two. In front of my nephew. My nephew got twerk blocked, and for that I was dying. If there was ever a time where I regretted not having video ready, that was it. |
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09-02-2013, 08:30 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Daddy's good girl Join Date: Nov 2009
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09-02-2013, 09:49 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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09-02-2013, 11:29 AM
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She, her Relationship Status:
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Ok, I admit it. I had no idea whatsoever what twerking meant. I had to look it up on Wiki. In case someone else lives in a cave like I clearly do; I will help you out: "Twerking is a dance move that involves a person, usually a woman, shaking her hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle." According to the Oxford Dictionary Online, to twerk is "to dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance". .gif "Say What?")
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09-02-2013, 01:43 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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don't know why this is funny...........but to me it is
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09-02-2013, 08:53 PM
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Infamous Member
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Being fed waffles in bed. We were both laughing so hard at the silly noises he was making with each bite. I hope the hotel laundry will be able to get the syrup out of the sheets. LOL
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09-02-2013, 10:18 PM
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Neither, nada, out of the box Preferred Pronoun?:
My name always works Relationship Status:
Happy whatever happens 
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It shouldn't have been funny, and some of you might be horrified at me. But here goes: My three-legged cat trying to dig in the litter box with his stump, which accomplished absolutely nothing.
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09-03-2013, 03:37 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
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My own fully not appropriate but caused by extreme tiredness at the (supposed) end to a long day head shaking and laughing at myself moment came late last night, when the painters told me we had a problem; that the paint was lighter than the tinted primer. Of course, none of us noticed this until several rooms were coated with the too dark primer.
The guy at the paint store mixed the cans and paint percentages up and now the walls are the perfect color but it's primer and flat and not satiny and light goodness like it's supposed to be. And it's not just one can. It's several. Oy vey. Nothing like having to stop a project that we thought was almost done at a reasonable hour, regroup and attack a whole different part of the project that wasn't even supposed to be touched yesterday (and thusly was not properly prepared, costing even more time and energy). I'm still shaking my head. Only in my world... |
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09-07-2013, 04:46 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
♥ engaged to spritz ♥ 
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What cracked me up...??
Neighbor boy after a long day of emotional highs and lows at play... referencing the General: "I've only known her for a little bit, but whew..." Ahahahahaaaaaaa 
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09-08-2013, 06:10 PM
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The Planet's Technical Bubba
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Married to my forever! 
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Watching the Best of Whose Line is it Anyways? and we saw this one .
I'm so glad that show is back. It's absolutely awesome and funny.
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09-08-2013, 06:31 PM
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Infamous Member
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am!
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SUPERMAN
Saturday morning a tiny boy maybe four yrs old, was standing outside his tent in his Superman underwear and Tshirt watching three deer walk beside his camp. He was so quiet watching the deer.
After they moved on, I looked back over toward Superman's camp and he came running out of his driveway with a red cape flying behind him. Me and my camping buddy called him Superman the rest of the weekend. I had to laugh at this. It reminded me of my cousin and I Forty five years ago, running threw Gigi's house playing Batman and Robin....Nana nana nana nana Batmannnnn LOL
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09-08-2013, 10:55 PM
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Member
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serviceboy Preferred Pronoun?:
him, hey boy Relationship Status:
boyfriend of my joey. <3 Imma lucky bitchboy! 
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Syr <3
Oh Em Gee..
my Syr singing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" Now.. You KNOW that;s fucking hilarious.
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09-09-2013, 01:43 PM
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serviceboy Preferred Pronoun?:
him, hey boy Relationship Status:
boyfriend of my joey. <3 Imma lucky bitchboy!
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This is gonna be one of those gifts that keeps on giving.
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09-17-2013, 07:51 PM
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Infamous Member
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No, thank you.
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two things on my way to my second client...
First, I saw an elderly lady pausing on her walk....wondering if she was ok, I slowed down to see what was wrong....she was answering her cell phone...it just tickles me when old people use them....my mom included Secondly, I stopped at Mcd's to get a coffee (I'm soooo addicted to their pumpkin spice!) and the lady handed me the coffee and a....straw....and I told her the straws have gotten WICKED tiny! She agreed. And then we both realized simultaneously that it was a stir stick and not the intended straw....it wasn't even first thing in the morning so there's no excuse....
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