Happy Birthday Mister Bent!!!!!! - Page 5

UofMfan · 07-08-2010, 05:21 AM

turasultana · 07-08-2010, 10:39 AM

This is why you shouldn't peak too early.

Birthday Bump.

Mister Bent · 07-08-2010, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack

Happy birthday, buddy.

May your music be fresh.

May your days be less sweaty.

And may Joan Holloway fall in your lap.

Best,
Jake

Ah, Joan. There aren't enough candles in the world to make that birthday wish come true!

Thank you, my friend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

When exactly is this birthday?

I'm a really bad birthdayer

And sometimes, I feel overwhelmed by all the birthday threads

But it's not about me...

It's your birthday

Hope It's A Great One,
Dylan

You know, I've lost track at this point myself.

And now I feel guilty for all the birthday threads I've ignored.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIMBERWOLF

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTER BENT

Hope yours is exciting too and you get all you want and then some. Course you can always go fishing with me out on the Boats

TIMBER and WhiteTigress

Boat?! That's the magic word. You have a boat? Where is this boat?
Wait for me, I'm coming!

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire

Wait. What did you quit?

Your mom.

Quote:

Originally Posted by turasultana

This is why you shouldn't peak too early.

Birthday Bump.

Story of my sex life.

Hey, if you're going to repeat the set up...

moxie · 07-08-2010, 05:25 PM

So, today is the day. It's finally your birthday.
It's about damn time.Hope you have had some joyous reveling in your special day. You rock. Always have, always will.

Arwen · 07-08-2010, 05:38 PM

Happy birthday, you.

Mister Bent · 07-08-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl

So, today is the day. It's finally your birthday.
It's about damn time.Hope you have had some joyous reveling in your special day. You rock. Always have, always will.

You know that's real fucked up, right?

moxie · 07-08-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

You know that's real fucked up, right?

Since when does stating the obvious = fucked up?

Mister Bent · 07-08-2010, 06:04 PM

Today.

Pay attention!

moxie · 07-08-2010, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Today.

Pay attention!

Oh.
You can get me back in 12 days.

MissItalianDiva · 07-08-2010, 08:32 PM

and AGAIN.....Happy Birthday Brat! How about some depends or maybe some Viagra?

Mister Bent · 07-08-2010, 08:37 PM

Make mine...

MissItalianDiva · 07-08-2010, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Make mine...

LOL then you have to switch to the new huggies diapers

Charming Texan · 07-08-2010, 08:45 PM

Happy Birthday!

moxie · 07-07-2011, 04:38 PM

It's that time of year again and I am not feeling particular witty today, so if this is lame, I apologize...

Tomorrow is Bent's special day. So, *coughcough* years ago, the zygote was brought into the world and it has been a glorious one ever since.

The ideal gift would be a photo montage of David Hasselhoff in Speedos, but alas, it will burn my eyes so that ain't gonna happen.

Instead, I am gracing you with a lovely song check your mail in a few days, I don't know how long it takes stuff to get there from here, doubt it will be there tomorrow!

Ebon · 07-07-2011, 04:43 PM

Happy Belated Birthday Bent! Hope it was good.

tapu · 07-07-2011, 04:44 PM

HAppY bIRtHdaY!

You're one of the first posters I've come to recognize. Thank you for your contributions.

>:-) <----tapu

justkim · 07-07-2011, 04:54 PM

Happy Birthday!

Dreamer · 07-07-2011, 04:59 PM

Hope you have the most amazing birthday...

Chancie · 07-07-2011, 05:23 PM

dixie · 07-07-2011, 05:29 PM

Happy Birthday

07-08-2010, 05:25 PM	#84
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,769 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	So, today is the day. It's finally your birthday. It's about damn time.Hope you have had some joyous reveling in your special day. You rock. Always have, always will. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

07-08-2010, 05:38 PM	#85
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07-08-2010, 06:04 PM	#88
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,827 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Today. Pay attention! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

07-08-2010, 08:37 PM	#91
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07-08-2010, 08:45 PM	#93
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07-08-2010, 05:21 AM	#81
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07-08-2010, 10:39 AM	#82
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07-08-2010, 08:32 PM	#90
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07-07-2011, 04:38 PM	#94
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,769 Times in 1,846 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Hollah! It's that time of year again and I am not feeling particular witty today, so if this is lame, I apologize... Tomorrow is Bent's special day. So, coughcough years ago, the zygote was brought into the world and it has been a glorious one ever since. The ideal gift would be a photo montage of David Hasselhoff in Speedos, but alas, it will burn my eyes so that ain't gonna happen. Instead, I am gracing you with a lovely song check your mail in a few days, I don't know how long it takes stuff to get there from here, doubt it will be there tomorrow! __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

07-07-2011, 04:43 PM	#95
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07-07-2011, 04:44 PM	#96
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07-07-2011, 04:54 PM	#97
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07-07-2011, 04:59 PM	#98
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07-07-2011, 05:29 PM	#100
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