Hey Baby, What's Your Sign? - Page 5

Mister Bent · 06-15-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

WHY does yours say such nice things and mine says such mean things? LIBERAL BIAS!

Because yours is true.

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Originally Posted by JakeTulane

Redhead *fetish* alert!

Converse · 06-15-2010, 08:34 PM

Scorpio/Tigers are excessive. They do everything to extreme. They are constantly in dangerous situations, where they have plunked themselves deliberately. These people are hasty and hotheaded and really honestly quite mad. Scorpios born in Tiger years are always trying to get three lives out of one. Want to know more about the lusty sex lives of these gourmet bon vivants? That's easy. For a Scorpio born Tiger, more is definitely not less. More is more and more is better. These people need sex and the satisfactions of same, the way snow needs cold to survive. Affectionate and loving and even mostly faithful (as long as the sex is good), these people will try anything - and not just once or twice either.

uhoh.

snow needs cold?

JakeTulane · 06-15-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent

Redhead *fetish* alert!

Just blows the Prickly Porcupine thing right to hell, My friend. and I would SO be carrying a blue purse.

Strappie · 06-15-2010, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I am also a...

Is that a Turkey ... or Hen?? *smirk*

Softly · 06-15-2010, 10:51 PM

Only saw one other Taurus!

betenoire · 06-15-2010, 11:51 PM

HEY EZEE THIS IS FOR YOU

betenoire · 06-15-2010, 11:53 PM

But will it protect you from crabs?

Mindy · 06-16-2010, 12:39 AM

Pisces, but being born on the very last day of Pisces, you can find a big heap of Aries mixed in for good measure.

Gemme · 06-16-2010, 01:33 AM

Gemini....maybe...maybe not.

lynxiegrl · 06-16-2010, 01:35 AM

Falling Rocks...(only semi serious, I tend to be bit of a klutz)

Ok Serious reply: Pisces, but I don't remember what rising sign or anything.

tiggs · 06-16-2010, 08:19 AM

Taurean/Rat

The Taurean born under the sign of the Rat, blessed with charm and grace, is usually a social butterfly, but has a close inner circle of friends who he will usually remain close to for life. He is very down to earth and wise individual that people will seek out for advice. Original, independent, and sometimes old-fashioned, Taurus rats have hedonistic qualities. Although good with words, they can also have a hard time acknowledging the achievements of others. In matters of love, this person will be a very devoted, loving, doting partner who will surprise his mate with many romantic gestures.

Fancy · 06-16-2010, 08:24 AM

Love the graphic, but I don't look anything like that guy...

...and Betenoire...crack me up.

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Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Desired by everyone!!!

Packin'Boi · 06-16-2010, 08:30 AM

An AQUARIAN Here

Fancy · 06-16-2010, 08:31 AM

A patient traveling duck, loving my friends, and constantly sticking my foot in my mouth.... um, yep.

cane · 06-16-2010, 12:09 PM

Scorpio of course, I don't think anybody that knows me would ever doubt that...

MrSunshine · 06-16-2010, 12:17 PM

Lion Heart. The Leo

Now someone bring me a damn sammich!

MsTinkerbelly · 06-16-2010, 05:40 PM

Taurus

Your element: Earth

Your ruling planets: Venus

Symbol: The Bull

Your stone: Emerald

Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security

Vibration: Determined energy

Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage.

Description:
Underneath their cool, calm and collected exterior, Taureans differ greatly from all the other signs of the zodiac. Taureans manage to discreetly stay apart from the crowd, even though they have a well-earned reputation for being socialisers. They will let others get close, but only so close as they want them. Some claim that trying to get your point across to a Taurean, should they not want to hear you, is rather similar to talking to the trees – they simply won't budge. And, there is no such thing as an open-book Taurean. Their feelings, fears and desires often run far deeper than anyone around them would guess. Like the butterfly that chooses to remain hidden in its cocoon until it is ready and prepared to emerge, so the true Taurean spirit remains hidden behind a veneer of day-to-day activities. That's why Taureans are sometimes regarded as snobby, withdrawn, boring, or even sulky.

The truth is, when Taureans manage to operate very adequately on their own form of automatic pilot, they can switch off from the world around them very efficiently. And when they do switch off, they are actually gathering in their inner reserves to deal with the outside pressures. This sign is also very closely connected to 'feeling good'. Most Taureans like their creature comforts and hate change because it takes them out of their automatic pilot condition of separating themselves from the world around them.

Because they hate to be put in jeopardy of any kind, this is the sign that strives to create tomorrow in advance, rather than leave it to fate. In love, Taureans are regarded as extremely sensual beings. An earth sign, they deal well with the personal, physical senses and consequently all the pleasures associated with what they can see, touch, smell and taste, add up to a special delight to them. Often nature and pet lovers, Taureans are closely associated with all things off the earth and nature.

Gemme · 06-16-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UofMfan

Pfft!

*claps hands*

Kitty!

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Originally Posted by betenoire

It's like you knooooow.

I admit it; that's me on a less than stellar day. Of course, since Gems have the gift of communication, we can talk about someone either to their face or behind their back and make it sound better than it is. We're good spinners.

betenoire · 06-18-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

We're good spinners.

For real. I love a good spin. And subtext.

theoddz · 06-18-2010, 11:43 AM

Capricorn - Rat

Both Capricorn and Rat want to achieve success. Rat wants power. Capricorn wants sway over others. Together the covetous Rat and the solitary mountain goat that is Capricorn will go far (many times to the detriment of anything from reputation to family or even health). The Capricorn born Rat, like the Tiger only more so, is in constant, grievous danger. Why? Because this person is a Rat and so is ambitious for power. Moreover, he's a slow-moving solitary Capricorn whose unshod hooves climb the mountain cautiously but with unflagging determination. The weak spot in this picture in his or her sensitivity to criticism. Capricorn/Rats lay their lives (and their earthshaking projects) on the line. Other people get jealous and try to chuck them off the mountain. In love the Capricorn/Rat is as steady, but far from romantic. Hold the candles and flowers please and let's just get on with the sex. In bed, there is little or nothing that can rein in this world beater. He or she is a treasure trove of sensual imagination who knows how to take his time...

Famous Capricorn Rats - Richard Nixon, Donna Summer, John DeLorean...

Good Compatibilities - Taurus Ox...

~Theo~

06-15-2010, 08:34 PM	#82
Converse Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Hy Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vancouver Posts: 147 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 323 Thanked 684 Times in 105 Posts Rep Power: 2551406	Scorpio/Tigers are excessive. They do everything to extreme. They are constantly in dangerous situations, where they have plunked themselves deliberately. These people are hasty and hotheaded and really honestly quite mad. Scorpios born in Tiger years are always trying to get three lives out of one. Want to know more about the lusty sex lives of these gourmet bon vivants? That's easy. For a Scorpio born Tiger, more is definitely not less. More is more and more is better. These people need sex and the satisfactions of same, the way snow needs cold to survive. Affectionate and loving and even mostly faithful (as long as the sex is good), these people will try anything - and not just once or twice either. uhoh. snow needs cold? __________________ I don't act this way to change the world. I act this way so that the goddamn world won't change me! -Desert Hearts

06-15-2010, 10:51 PM	#85
Softly Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Seattle Posts: 655 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 465 Thanked 701 Times in 253 Posts Rep Power: 3646036	most of this is accurate. Only saw one other Taurus!

06-15-2010, 11:51 PM	#86
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,740 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	HEY EZEE THIS IS FOR YOU __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.

06-15-2010, 11:53 PM	#87
betenoire Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Satan in a Sunday Hat Preferred Pronoun?: Maow Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: The Chemical Valley Posts: 4,086 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,312 Thanked 8,740 Times in 2,566 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	But will it protect you from crabs? __________________ bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.

06-16-2010, 12:39 AM	#88
Mindy Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: her/she Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 194 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 49 Thanked 174 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 13974	Pisces, but being born on the very last day of Pisces, you can find a big heap of Aries mixed in for good measure. __________________ You must submit to supreme suffering in order to discover the completion of joy. ~John Calvin~

06-16-2010, 01:33 AM	#89
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,925 Times in 25,666 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	Gemini....maybe...maybe not. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

06-16-2010, 01:35 AM	#90
lynxiegrl Junior Member How Do You Identify?: middle of the road, femme Preferred Pronoun?: her,that crazy grrl...lol Relationship Status: single-open polyamorous relationship Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Royal Oak Area, Michigan Posts: 1 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 0	Falling Rocks...(only semi serious, I tend to be bit of a klutz) Ok Serious reply: Pisces, but I don't remember what rising sign or anything.

06-16-2010, 08:19 AM	#91
tiggs Member How Do You Identify?: femme submissive Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: married and collared to Converse Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 359 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,456 Thanked 726 Times in 248 Posts Rep Power: 2288328	Taurean/Rat The Taurean born under the sign of the Rat, blessed with charm and grace, is usually a social butterfly, but has a close inner circle of friends who he will usually remain close to for life. He is very down to earth and wise individual that people will seek out for advice. Original, independent, and sometimes old-fashioned, Taurus rats have hedonistic qualities. Although good with words, they can also have a hard time acknowledging the achievements of others. In matters of love, this person will be a very devoted, loving, doting partner who will surprise his mate with many romantic gestures.

06-16-2010, 08:30 AM	#93
Packin'Boi Timed Out How Do You Identify?: FtM Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Permanently Banned 08/11/2011 Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 103 Thanked 96 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 0	An AQUARIAN Here

06-16-2010, 08:31 AM	#94
Fancy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: NY Posts: 3,742 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,696 Thanked 7,077 Times in 2,316 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	A patient traveling duck, loving my friends, and constantly sticking my foot in my mouth.... um, yep.

06-16-2010, 12:09 PM	#95
cane Member How Do You Identify?: male identified butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sweden Posts: 294 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 119 Thanked 357 Times in 122 Posts Rep Power: 1030324	Scorpio of course, I don't think anybody that knows me would ever doubt that... __________________ "Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus"

06-16-2010, 12:17 PM	#96
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Lion Heart. The Leo Now someone bring me a damn sammich!

06-16-2010, 05:40 PM	#97
MsTinkerbelly Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 6,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,737 Thanked 22,901 Times in 5,017 Posts Rep Power: 0	Taurus Your element: Earth Your ruling planets: Venus Symbol: The Bull Your stone: Emerald Life Pursuit: Emotional and financial security Vibration: Determined energy Taurus Secret Desire: To have a secure, happy and wealthy life/marriage. Description: Underneath their cool, calm and collected exterior, Taureans differ greatly from all the other signs of the zodiac. Taureans manage to discreetly stay apart from the crowd, even though they have a well-earned reputation for being socialisers. They will let others get close, but only so close as they want them. Some claim that trying to get your point across to a Taurean, should they not want to hear you, is rather similar to talking to the trees – they simply won't budge. And, there is no such thing as an open-book Taurean. Their feelings, fears and desires often run far deeper than anyone around them would guess. Like the butterfly that chooses to remain hidden in its cocoon until it is ready and prepared to emerge, so the true Taurean spirit remains hidden behind a veneer of day-to-day activities. That's why Taureans are sometimes regarded as snobby, withdrawn, boring, or even sulky. The truth is, when Taureans manage to operate very adequately on their own form of automatic pilot, they can switch off from the world around them very efficiently. And when they do switch off, they are actually gathering in their inner reserves to deal with the outside pressures. This sign is also very closely connected to 'feeling good'. Most Taureans like their creature comforts and hate change because it takes them out of their automatic pilot condition of separating themselves from the world around them. Because they hate to be put in jeopardy of any kind, this is the sign that strives to create tomorrow in advance, rather than leave it to fate. In love, Taureans are regarded as extremely sensual beings. An earth sign, they deal well with the personal, physical senses and consequently all the pleasures associated with what they can see, touch, smell and taste, add up to a special delight to them. Often nature and pet lovers, Taureans are closely associated with all things off the earth and nature.

06-18-2010, 11:43 AM	#100
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married to a beautiful babe whom I don't deserve. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,546 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,163 Thanked 9,941 Times in 2,517 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Interesting East meets West astrology... *Capricorn - Rat* Both Capricorn and Rat want to achieve success. Rat wants power. Capricorn wants sway over others. Together the covetous Rat and the solitary mountain goat that is Capricorn will go far (many times to the detriment of anything from reputation to family or even health). The Capricorn born Rat, like the Tiger only more so, is in constant, grievous danger. Why? Because this person is a Rat and so is ambitious for power. Moreover, he's a slow-moving solitary Capricorn whose unshod hooves climb the mountain cautiously but with unflagging determination. The weak spot in this picture in his or her sensitivity to criticism. Capricorn/Rats lay their lives (and their earthshaking projects) on the line. Other people get jealous and try to chuck them off the mountain. In love the Capricorn/Rat is as steady, but far from romantic. Hold the candles and flowers please and let's just get on with the sex. In bed, there is little or nothing that can rein in this world beater. He or she is a treasure trove of sensual imagination who knows how to take his time... Famous Capricorn Rats - Richard Nixon, Donna Summer, John DeLorean... Good Compatibilities - Taurus Ox... *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien