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Old 05-05-2010, 08:08 PM   #81
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I am so tired of dropping things, knocking things over and general clumsiness...more than my usual.

For example - as I was typing this post my text disappeared, so I had to start over.

Yesterday I was bringing a client file to my desk - my boss needed it for court that afternoon. I stopped in the waiting area to straighten things up and laid the file on a chair. the very second my back was turned the file slid off the chair and landed right smack in the dog's water dish! I managed to get it dried out in time and a key document for the court was not damaged...

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Old 05-05-2010, 08:13 PM   #82
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Hopefully the world will right it self after may 11..
The 11th???? I may kill someone before then!!!!!
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The 11th???? I may kill someone before then!!!!!
Whoa now Elfbro! I know some folks is still alive simply because it is illegal to kill them,but dayum,I don't wanna see you open this... cos then we'd hafta go on the lam!!
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My lack of filter is showing.
Mercury in Retrograde is far worse than static cling.

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Ms #2 i should probably join You!!

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Ms #2 i should probably join You!!
let's go.
new rule of thumb? if i crack myself up i am most likely pissing somebody off.
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i know this rule!!!!!!
sometimes i just can't help myself...it is like self medication
crap i am screwed


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i know this rule!!!!!!
sometimes i just can't help myself...it is like self medication
crap i am screwed

yeah. so i'll hold the quarters in my palms and you kneel on the rice.
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i see reflection and a good conversation in our future!!
i love rice!!

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i see reflection and a good conversation in our future!!
i love rice!!
i may love what my knees look like after kneeling on it for a few hours.
CA is calling your names.
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i may like the idea there will be some rice picking in our aftercare futures.
everyday Ms #2 everyday!!

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just to let y'all know that Mercury Retrograde does it's thing every year, 3 times a year.

supposed to be a time of introspection, organization, weeding out what is not working, what can fail/break ~ will fail/break, accidents will occur, arguments happen.

yep all the fun stuff for a period of 3 to 6 weeks. this time around it was only for 3 weeks.

just keep in mind that the Universe has a wicked sense of humour, and that everything happens for a reason.
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I'm going to blame everything that happened between midnight and 1am on Mercury retrograde.

Just sayin'

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It can't happen soon enough.
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Is it over?
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This was, by far, the WORST Mercury Retro I

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Is it over yet????......pls tell me ts over...my brain feels like mashed potatos today..yuck.
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I don't think it's over or maybe it's just that I live in MR.

I agree with Magic. It's the worst one I can remember.
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just to let y'all know that Mercury Retrograde does it's thing every year, 3 times a year.

supposed to be a time of introspection, organization, weeding out what is not working, what can fail/break ~ will fail/break, accidents will occur, arguments happen.

yep all the fun stuff for a period of 3 to 6 weeks. this time around it was only for 3 weeks.

just keep in mind that the Universe has a wicked sense of humour, and that everything happens for a reason.
well put. It's true and sometimes the biggest and greenest growth comes from the ashes of a forest fire. It's like Kali, Goddess of Destruction that rips down old foundations just to build stronger ones. Such is life.
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