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weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 02:15 PM

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Waht happens when you get scared to death two times??

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 02:19 PM

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Waht happens when you get scared to death two times??

You get at least one incarnation out of the way.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

amiyesiam · 01-15-2010, 02:27 PM

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You get at least one incarnation out of the way.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

accidental castration!

why do birds fall in love?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 02:31 PM

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accidental castration!

why do birds fall in love?

They don't. They fly in love.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

LadyFlamezzz · 01-15-2010, 03:29 PM

so last night we had pork chops for dinner, right > Day stepped up behind me and ask..."what kind of pork is that it looks great" i said french,lol

(that was to break the ice )

a pig without a voice is called a dead pig!

what's the opposite of rise and shine?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 03:32 PM

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so last night we had pork chops for dinner, right > Day stepped up behind me and ask..."what kind of pork is that it looks great" i said french,lol

(that was to break the ice )

a pig without a voice is called a dead pig!

what's the opposite of rise and shine?

Fade to black.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 03:43 PM

In da pocket!!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 03:46 PM

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In da pocket!!

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Then we must all put our left feet in and stick our right feet out.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 03:50 PM

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Then we must all put our left feet in and stick our right feet out.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

Cheers to that!!

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 03:59 PM

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Cheers to that!!

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

My Momma always told me nothing is for free.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 04:02 PM

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My Momma always told me nothing is for free.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I heart you...YES!!!

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 04:14 PM

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I heart you...YES!!!

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

It comes from the same plant as Juicy Coutre.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Eat me

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

Pixie · 01-15-2010, 04:25 PM

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Eat me

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

No they leave that to their partners...giggle

Why are red panda's smaller???

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 04:27 PM

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No they leave that to their partners...giggle

Why are red panda's smaller???

Safety on Valentines Day.

How can there be self-help “groups”?

Gemme · 01-15-2010, 07:02 PM

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Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

Only if you have more than one personality.

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Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

That's a rather fowl question.

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How can there be self-help “groups”?

They're there because some of us just need to help ourselves with an audience.

How many chucks did the woodchuck chuck?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 07:08 PM

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How many chucks did the woodchuck chuck?

That is a big IF the wood chuck COULD chuck wood.

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 07:13 PM

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That is a big IF the wood chuck COULD chuck wood.

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?

Not if you take em out first!!

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 07:15 PM

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Not if you take em out first!!

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

No. Just a dumb ass.

Who's cruel idea was it for "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 07:31 PM

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No. Just a dumb ass.

Who's cruel idea was it for "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

Some man that wanted to surpress people more than they already are!!

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

01-15-2010, 03:29 PM	#85
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