Don't YOU Hate It When?? - Page 6

Scorp · 11-16-2010, 06:28 PM

When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....

Soft*Silver · 11-16-2010, 06:32 PM

the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-16-2010, 06:34 PM

You snack on something that gives you killer heartburn

torchiegirl · 11-16-2010, 06:36 PM

your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

MrSunshine · 11-16-2010, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by torchiegirl

your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

why yes, that just about sets me off!

Miss Scarlett · 11-16-2010, 08:18 PM

You are expected to be a mind reader...as in:

You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document."

Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client.

Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both?

Blade · 11-16-2010, 08:23 PM

an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.

bigbutchmistie · 11-16-2010, 08:28 PM

You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself

Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long

You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

Soft*Silver · 11-16-2010, 08:30 PM

yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbutchmistie

You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT

And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

scootebaby · 11-16-2010, 08:38 PM

you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol

friskyfemme · 11-16-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by torchiegirl

your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

I hate rather that my lips are not symmetrical.

Random · 11-16-2010, 09:41 PM

the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...

le sigh...

My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-16-2010, 10:06 PM

you just don't have the answers!

Miss Scarlett · 11-17-2010, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Random

the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...

le sigh...

My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..

As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...

DomnNC · 11-17-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by softness

yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)

Laughs, I so relate to this. My Dr kept telling me to get out and walk to build up my back muscles, I asked him what part about "I can't walk more than 30 yards without excruiating pain did he not get?". So when the 2nd disc blew in my neck I mentioned my back to my neurosurgeon who looked at a cat scan I had done and said walking isn't going to help you, you have a severely herniated disc in your lower back, duh!

christie · 11-17-2010, 11:17 AM

... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...

Words · 11-17-2010, 11:18 AM

...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed.

I HATE that.

Words

Gemme · 11-17-2010, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Scarlett

As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...

And I thought the clerk putting bananas in with my bread was bad.

Mister Bent · 11-17-2010, 09:52 PM

...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that!

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-17-2010, 09:57 PM

You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!

11-16-2010, 06:32 PM	#102
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,594 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,897 Times in 4,064 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice? __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

11-16-2010, 06:34 PM	#103
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11-16-2010, 08:23 PM	#107
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

11-16-2010, 09:41 PM	#112
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins... le sigh... My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood.. __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

11-17-2010, 09:52 PM	#119
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-16-2010, 06:28 PM	#101
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....

11-16-2010, 06:36 PM	#104
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,610 Times in 549 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	your lip liner isn't symmetrical?

11-16-2010, 08:18 PM	#106
Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,947 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You are expected to be a mind reader...as in: You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document." Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client. Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both?

11-16-2010, 08:28 PM	#108
bigbutchmistie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Since You Need A Label. Butch Relationship Status: Still Dreaming Of My Happily Ever After Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Arlington Texas Posts: 4,009 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,950 Thanked 5,364 Times in 1,941 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right

11-16-2010, 08:38 PM	#110
scootebaby Timed Out How Do You Identify?: yes dear Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: south florida Posts: 2,494 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,264 Thanked 6,737 Times in 1,777 Posts Rep Power: 0	you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol

11-16-2010, 10:06 PM	#113
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	you just don't have the answers!

11-17-2010, 11:17 AM	#116
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753263	... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...

11-17-2010, 11:18 AM	#117
Words Member How Do You Identify?: Queer femme submissive Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: UK Posts: 969 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,258 Times in 677 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed. I HATE that. Words

11-17-2010, 09:57 PM	#120
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!