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Old 12-11-2009, 01:12 PM   #101
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1730 - Voltaire's "Brutus," premieres in Paris
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:14 PM   #102
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You're not tryin' to add some CLASS to this thread, are You?

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Old 12-11-2009, 01:30 PM   #103
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*looks at greasy cheerio*

*looks at Diva*

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Old 12-11-2009, 01:48 PM   #104
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You ASKED for it! It looks like a big ol' damn greasy Cheerio!!!!!!!!!

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Old 12-11-2009, 02:06 PM   #105
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ok that was just plain nasty.
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:27 PM   #106
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I KNOW, right?
I mean...who would create a day to celebrate THAT?!?!?!?!

That's it.
I'm changing the day.

Henceforth, this day of celebrationing will be known as........


National Greasy Cheerio Day

How's that?
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Old 12-11-2009, 03:03 PM   #107
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I know what I am having for dinner tonight!! MMMMM, big greasy cheerio!
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And on our next show: Weird Lookin' Foods That Must Taste Good Cuz People Paid Real Money for the Privilege of Eatin' Them.

http://www.recipezaar.com/Toll-House...le-Ring-339279
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:03 PM   #109
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Post I may have the Big Ole Greasy Cheerio Beat By Far...

Well, I decided to stay in tonight and slobber over my awesome ginzo spaghetti. And also had a moment of being spontaneous by shaving my head and eating topless.

I'm so damn sexy, I can't stand myself.



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Old 12-11-2009, 06:22 PM   #110
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Okay. Now I need a "NO Thanks!" button.

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Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

Who knew this thread would run amok & turn ugly. Where's a moderator when Ya need one?

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Old 12-12-2009, 02:15 PM   #112
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I am having a hard time getting my day started without knowing what "today is"! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!
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Today is

December 12

National Ding~A~Ling Day

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Poinsettia Day


~Enjoy~
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Old 12-12-2009, 03:10 PM   #114
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How very appropriate!! I am feeling like quite a ding~a~ling today!!

Now I can proceed through my day with caution! Thanks Nizzle!

Here, just for you:
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How very appropriate!! I am feeling like quite a ding~a~ling today!!

Now I can proceed through my day with caution! Thanks Nizzle!

Here, just for you:

A SOCK!?!?!??! OH!!!! I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter movie!!! Thanks, mah Shizzle!!! Here.....have a shot!

Wait. That's not the kind You like, is it?
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Old 12-12-2009, 03:20 PM   #116
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A SOCK!?!?!??! OH!!!! I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter movie!!! Thanks, mah Shizzle!!! Here.....have a shot!

Wait. That's not the kind You like, is it?
Injections no. I don't like needles, nurses, or doctors. (as friends, they are fabulous, but come after me with THAT kind of shot and I am outta here! )

Bring me a femme holding a shot \_/ and I will stick around all night long!

We need a little smilie dude or dudette doing a shot, huh?
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Today

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I love ice cream!! Glad I checked to see what day it was!
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Today is..........

the day I lose my junior membership (100 posts!). No longer a "junior member", hehee. Proud to be a MEMBER now.
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