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06-24-2014, 11:08 PM
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Early this morning when my coworker was telling me how to say naughty things in Spanish!
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06-29-2014, 08:21 PM
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fishing with my eldest
fishing off the bridge with my eldest.....when suddenly her lure goes flying as shes casting.....
she gasps in dismay and tells me its her favorite lure..... long story short.....we end up going down the side of the embankment to fish out a silly floaty frog.....and yet we caught nothing......but it sure was fun 
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08-06-2014, 04:52 AM
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So last night I told my 11 year old that she could stay up a little later but that mama didn't feel good and needed to go to sleep. "Be good," I said. "I will mama," she said. So I wake up this morning and go into the bathroom to find a toothpaste explosion. Blue toothpaste everywhere! At least I know she brushed her teeth before bed. Lol
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01-30-2014, 03:24 PM
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a Frosty will never be the same...
Sitting in Wendy's parking lot....my roommate exclaims (in a happy voice) "Look how stiff it is!"
I look over at him .gif "Say What?") slap him on the shoulder ...then he gets this embarrassed look and we both crack up.... my roommate is a goofball!!
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01-30-2014, 04:51 PM
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Funny commentary for a honey badger video
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02-11-2014, 10:07 PM
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My stooooopid crazy chickens ...instead of getting in their warm cozy nesting hutch, they stood in the snow all day... but 7 of them gave me pretty eggs...they'd get snowed on, fluff their feathers, stand there while they get snowed on again ...
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05-12-2014, 10:37 PM
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I'm still cracking up....
While trying to catch a 2 pound crazy guinea bird, my roommate and I had to finally pin her between the chicken cage and a portable 3 level wire cage...I yelled at Blade to "block that side" and as he did, the crazy guinea did a complete BACK FLIP trying to get out the other side. The back flip cracked me up...and for a critter who's brain is about the size of 2 peas..she did a great, smart job of evading us for about a half hour and many crazy trips circling the chicken cage.
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05-31-2014, 04:37 PM
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I cracked up at Mawmaw hinting she wanted to be treated to a pedicure.
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08-02-2014, 05:29 PM
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08-18-2014, 10:15 PM
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Just a few minutes ago I took my friend's white lap dog out to piddle...she cracks me up because they recently shaved her to the skin, so she's wearing this bright pink Tshirt that's too long and tickles her tail, making her walk sideways...
While sitting on steps waiting, I hear what sounds like my friend's big, very hairy, black Chow mix barking way off in the distance... I immediately thought OH GAWD, Sammy has run off!! So I rush inside the front door with Half Pint, only to rush thru this huge house to the side door, down the steps yelling "Sam!!...Sammy!!?...You better not be at the neighbors!! (Knowing I'm way far out in the wilderness and there aren't any close neighbors...again I hear that big dog bark I swear sounds like Sam...) I yell "Sammy, you're momma is gonna kick my butt if you've run off!!" Standing near the car port in just my pjs...suddenly aware of how remote we are and how the dogs have barked at big wild critters recently... I hear, after yelling his name one more time, this very low, short, deep huffy "Woof" behind me...I spin around to find Sammy, black as night and about the size of a half grown bear, standing between me and the house....just that one low "woof" was like he was asking "What? You crazy woman"...he had been on the car port the entire time, but blends in so well with the night, thank gawd his eyes didn't glow a funny color reflecting the porch light, or I would have piddled my pjs just like Half Pint did her little pink tshirt!! Sammy gets some cheese treat for staying at home and being my guard dog!! When I returned inside...I found 2 Chihuahuas and one Half Pint naked dog had stolen my pillow and spot on couch after "fluffing" my bed sheets to fit their needs.... I can't help but laugh at these lovable pups...even the big very hairy bear that nearly made me pee my pjs
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08-19-2014, 04:20 PM
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Coke and mentos rocket. It takes a special breed...
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08-19-2014, 05:20 PM
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What cracked you up today?
My co-worker. I mentioned to her that I smelled cucumber and asked her if she had used cucumber lotion. She responded, “Well I was messing around with some cucumbers today”. It could have ended there without me giving it another thought but she turned beet red and excitedly started trying to explain that she meant that she had made cucumber salad that day.
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08-19-2014, 06:02 PM
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Someone just said "you can't pray the moron away". Lmao!
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08-24-2014, 08:18 AM
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my daughter....
she got a tattoo gun...she's an excellent artist and has always wanted to do tattoos... so... she gets this gun and she calls me allll excited about it. She tells me how she gave her friend a tattoo and it came out awesome...and of course she gave herself a tattoo...sigh.. but... she REALLYY wants her sister to let her give her a tattoo to match a heart one she gave herself...and sounds all petulant as she tells me she's just waiting for her to wake up... I was really surprised that she actually waited...lol
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09-06-2014, 01:29 AM
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A certain very masculine friend of mine in Joann's Fabric store helping me pick out very colorful "quilting squares" for my shadow box projects....they said they "aren't very creative" but they sure were very opinionated and picky about which colors to buy. We must have spent over an hour deciding on 10 pieces. ....LMAO @ our teamwork and squabbles in the middle of Joann's
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My morning chasing chickens...as noted in the exercise thread...
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10-11-2014, 02:10 PM
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Here fishy, fishy.
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10-11-2014, 03:35 PM
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What cracked me up today?
All the bantering on fb back and forth about the Tx Longhorns and OU Red Rivalry Game today...........my family, God love'em all, they cracked me up posting stuff.
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10-13-2014, 05:12 PM
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my roommate's crazy Chihuahua...
Poor Skippy dog (my roomie hates it when I call him Skippy Dippy Doodle) NEEDED a bath...
...before I even started the water, he was doing the Doggy Paddle in mid air over the tub, as I held him there, cracking up at him, then tested the water and started the hand-held shower...before I placed him in the tub, his paddling got faster....TOOO CUTE
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Today while giving his brother a bath, I found out why Dippy's soap didn't lather up ...my roomie had placed the peppermint OIL on the tub instead of peppermint SOAP...Poor Dippy is a slippery lil dude today. Then poor Dippy is "in the dawg house" for chewing on his Daddy's Bluetooth last night. I wish you all could hear Blade tell the story of WHERE he found the pieces!!! There's no way to stay mad at Dippy..he's just too dang cute!! Especially with his big Yoda ears!!
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