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Parker · 01-16-2013, 11:48 AM

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.

Parker · 01-16-2013, 02:57 PM

dixie · 01-16-2013, 06:08 PM

dixie · 01-16-2013, 06:10 PM

dixie · 01-16-2013, 06:12 PM

deb_U_taunt · 01-16-2013, 06:30 PM

WolfyOne · 01-16-2013, 06:39 PM

GreeneyedMe · 01-16-2013, 06:40 PM

WolfyOne · 01-16-2013, 06:40 PM

WolfyOne · 01-16-2013, 06:43 PM

GreeneyedMe · 01-16-2013, 06:43 PM

GreeneyedMe · 01-16-2013, 06:46 PM

GreeneyedMe · 01-16-2013, 06:51 PM

GreeneyedMe · 01-16-2013, 06:54 PM

WolfyOne · 01-16-2013, 07:34 PM

bkisbutchenuff · 01-16-2013, 07:44 PM

hhhhhmmmmm...........

bkisbutchenuff · 01-16-2013, 07:46 PM

bkisbutchenuff · 01-16-2013, 07:47 PM

Jesse · 01-16-2013, 08:47 PM

Jesse · 01-16-2013, 09:00 PM

01-16-2013, 11:48 AM	#12921
Parker Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: Butch. Lesbian. Dyke. Woman. Female. Preferred Pronoun?: She, of course! Relationship Status: Content Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Small Town Life Posts: 2,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,858 Thanked 11,727 Times in 2,429 Posts Rep Power: 0	I lol'd How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances: Man walks into a store and finds employee Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?! Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application? Man: I never filled out an application. Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application. Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add! Employee: Well, but that doesn't- Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job! Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring. Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane! Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience? Man: Well no, but what does that matter? Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience. Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you. Employee: That...doesn't make any sense. Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Employee: Man: Employee: Man: Fuck you, slut.

01-16-2013, 06:10 PM	#12924
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	And Captain Obvious is....obvious.

01-16-2013, 06:39 PM	#12927
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	__________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

01-16-2013, 06:40 PM	#12928
GreeneyedMe Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status: Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 874 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 4,375 Times in 804 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	__________________ "I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy." ~Richard Bach

01-16-2013, 06:40 PM	#12929
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	__________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

01-16-2013, 02:57 PM	#12922
Parker Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: Butch. Lesbian. Dyke. Woman. Female. Preferred Pronoun?: She, of course! Relationship Status: Content Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Small Town Life Posts: 2,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,858 Thanked 11,727 Times in 2,429 Posts Rep Power: 0

01-16-2013, 06:08 PM	#12923
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

01-16-2013, 06:12 PM	#12925
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858

01-16-2013, 06:30 PM	#12926
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01-16-2013, 06:43 PM	#12930
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	__________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

01-16-2013, 06:43 PM	#12931
GreeneyedMe Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status: Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 874 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 4,375 Times in 804 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	__________________ "I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy." ~Richard Bach

01-16-2013, 06:46 PM	#12932
GreeneyedMe Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status: Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 874 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 4,375 Times in 804 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	__________________ "I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy." ~Richard Bach

01-16-2013, 06:51 PM	#12933
GreeneyedMe Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status: Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 874 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 4,375 Times in 804 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Nuff said! :) __________________ "I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy." ~Richard Bach

01-16-2013, 06:54 PM	#12934
GreeneyedMe Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Sweet Femme ones Relationship Status: Peeking around the corner... Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 874 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,380 Thanked 4,375 Times in 804 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Yup! __________________ "I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy." ~Richard Bach

01-16-2013, 07:34 PM	#12935
WolfyOne Magically Delicious How Do You Identify?: Gentle Butch Relationship Status: Single and content Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Minnesota Posts: 6,558 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,052 Thanked 15,392 Times in 4,138 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	__________________ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage --- Lao Tzo

01-16-2013, 07:44 PM	#12936
bkisbutchenuff PPoA - Southern Gentle Butch How Do You Identify?: BOI/Butch/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, he, him, handsome, Daddy Relationship Status: Single. 😉 Join Date: May 2011 Location: GA Posts: 2,398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,071 Thanked 10,845 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	hhhhhmmmmm........... __________________ BK "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." Randy Pausch.

01-16-2013, 07:46 PM	#12937
bkisbutchenuff PPoA - Southern Gentle Butch How Do You Identify?: BOI/Butch/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, he, him, handsome, Daddy Relationship Status: Single. 😉 Join Date: May 2011 Location: GA Posts: 2,398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,071 Thanked 10,845 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ BK "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." Randy Pausch.

01-16-2013, 07:47 PM	#12938
bkisbutchenuff PPoA - Southern Gentle Butch How Do You Identify?: BOI/Butch/Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, he, him, handsome, Daddy Relationship Status: Single. 😉 Join Date: May 2011 Location: GA Posts: 2,398 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,071 Thanked 10,845 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ BK "We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." Randy Pausch.

01-16-2013, 08:47 PM	#12939
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,783 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	__________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”

01-16-2013, 09:00 PM	#12940
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,783 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	This was done with a ballpoint ink pen - VianaArts __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”