Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[VintageFemme]

The Washington Post's Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take
any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2009 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like,
a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.

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[justanolecowboy]

So – as I have done of late – I write in the late night hours – when work seems to be quiet…tonight finds me watching a movie I am sure many of you have seen – I tend to be behind the (times) a lot … what can I say?… but anyway – a recent conversation about a certain actor and this particular movie – finds me watching again … and yep it is indeed one of the you know “romantic “ ones …not that I haven’t watched romantic movies before… I have… but I watch them from a different perspective now…because well…yeah….well….you know…

So as I watch tonight – it’s “the vow” – and at the beginning he talks about “moments of impact” and how they affect our life….and as with most things these days…I understand that phrase and in the way with which Channing Tatum’s character uses it…

BECAUSE when I first saw the smile of the (one who holds my heart) – it was most definitely a moment of impact…I was absolutely mesmerized…and it would not have mattered if a train was headed toward me full steam ahead and ready to hit me head on…I would not have been able to move – for that smile held me…and still does…so the freight train of her smile did hit me… (and) I thank God it did.

So, yeah…I get it “moments of Impact” … now as most of you know…the story goes something like this – they fall in love – car accident – she has memory loss – and he has the task of making her fall in love with him all over again…its sweet and tender and painful and triumphant…and each and every time he looks at her – you can see the love he has for her…and its like he is “stuck” for what to say or how to show her just exactly “how much” … and you know what…I “get that” too…because that is JUST exactly how I feel…because no matter what you say – how much you write – there are no words that can ever do justice to what is in your heart for this woman that you love – indeed cherish and adore – the sky is not blue enough – the stars not bright enough – the ocean not deep enough – not enough colors in the rainbow - but somehow you keep trying…because you can’t not try…because she deserves to know each and every day how you feel…so you reach for the piece of paper…and you write…the unfinished words…the unfinished song…you search for the perfect song …the picture… you search for to make her smile…the flower that needs to be picked… the little sculpture you find that you know she will love …in a shop 85 miles off the beaten path…and you smile all along the way…for the love that resides in your heart – and you are grateful each and every day for the love she bestows so graciously – and you marvel at how amazing she is – in every conceivable way – and you pray each and every day without fail – that God give you the courage and strength you need to love and care and protect such as this woman is that is such a gift to you – for surely she deserves no ordinary man – and you know – the only reason you are not ordinary is because… “she loves you” … it is her love within your heart that sets you apart – and that kind of love – deserves your complete attention – she deserves your complete attention – not sometimes – but (all) times…

So, you are thankful for those moments of impact…God knows I am…I thank him each and every day.

So – as happens most of the time – I ramble on and on – when really I could have said everything I wanted to say with a line or two (of someone else’s writing) or a song … so – to the one who holds my heart – I think Leo probably said it better than I could with this line here:

“I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love.”

[Parker]

This made me lol because here, it's not - not anymore. Now that we voted to have the state stop selling liquor and put it into the hands of private sellers, like the local grocery store, the taxes and fees we pay double the cost of the liquor. lol, oops.

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[jac]

We are so about to get slammed up here in Maine!!

[GreeneyedMe]

Originally Posted by jac

We are so about to get slammed up here in Maine!!

Stay safe and warm!!.....I like the looks of that little 3-6 inches over me...whew!

[MarquisdeShey]

[Duchess]

I remember when I was a teenager, one of my surfer friends gave me a bumper sticker that read, "If it swells ride it". Of course I knew the true meaning. However, I knew how it would be interpreted by the general public so naturally I had to put it dead center of my rear glass. So many people were outraged. I loved it!!!

Duchess

[Tommi]

" What are some of Gumby's qualities? He is flexible, helpful, optimistic,-all is possible, honest and pure, adventurous, fearless, loving and everybody's friend. Gumby represents the good in all of us."

Does Gumby have a sister?