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10-02-2015, 03:47 PM
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THIS cracked me up! I needed the laugh...thank you 
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10-02-2015, 06:12 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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I know about the popping open thing though. I had a bra that was convertible with straps and when folks clapped one of the straps would pop open. It was my 'clap on, clap off' bra. 
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10-02-2015, 06:48 PM
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Content with myself :-) 
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10-02-2015, 07:06 PM
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soo happy these things are NOT part of MY wardrobe
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10-02-2015, 07:51 PM
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Me, myself and I  Join Date: Sep 2011
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Willing to leand a helping hand or two.
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You should have called. I would have helped. 
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10-02-2015, 08:14 PM
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but very thoughtful lol
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10-06-2015, 05:53 PM
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with a distinct flair 
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Wrang1er, you're a true humanitarian. Thank you, lol.
Gemme, Frankly, I didn't really have much faith in the structural integrity of the safety pin, anyway....  vs.  lol, in all honesty it wasn't that noticeably inappropriate or I would have run home - I live nearby. Glad everyone got a good chuckle out of my adventure; this is just another day in the life of me, lol.
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10-07-2015, 05:49 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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This did. Crime doesn't pay.
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10-09-2015, 07:49 AM
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She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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Attention teachers: Never assign your class to paint "candlelight."
*chuckle *chuckle 
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10-19-2015, 12:13 PM
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Married to Chefnaction 
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One of my sweet kitties was curled up in the bathroom trash can with a roll of toilet paper. She is relentless when it comes to tearing it up. That is her pride and joy. Yes, thats right. A roll of toilet paper. It's quite hilarious.
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10-20-2015, 05:21 PM
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A sign for a business....
It said, "try our new pumpkin spice oil change". I actually slowed down....lol I'm such a pumpkin spice girl.... 
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10-20-2015, 06:12 PM
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After telling my dad about Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith missing 4-6 weeks because of a meniscus tear, he responds:
"Looks like I may have to come out of retirement."
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11-28-2015, 11:38 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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At Thanksgiving dinner, "the Christmas elf" who is almost 5 now, is sitting across from me. She is a chatterbox! I ask what was she learning at school (daycare). She says she hasn't been to school this week. I ask her what were you learning last week. In her rambling 5 yr old story telling voice this is what she tells me.
In Ms soandso's class, we watched a movie about a mermaid. She always put her flippers on the table and ya not suppose to put your flippers on the table......PAUSE you can imagine the look on my face, mermaid, flippers, mermaid at the table. I'm sure I must have had some stupid blank look on my face. All the while she is still rambling about mermaids and flippers. THEN IT DAWNS ON ME WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT! Flippers on the table. It was a movie about teaching good manners and you are not supposed to have you're elbows on the table. When I got it, I started to laugh. I laughed so hard I had to cover my mouth with my napkin, and I laughed and laughed. Love those special moments/laughs with the little people
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11-30-2015, 07:51 AM
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I have been misreading things like crazy lately....
The other day a Wendy's sign said " we salute veterans" I read " we saute veterans" Today, I look down at my bag from dunkins and it say 0 grams trans fat....I saw orgasms....I was excited for a second....orgasms in a bag???
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12-02-2015, 08:01 PM
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I found this Hilarious and soo adorable!!!
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12-02-2015, 08:07 PM
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Gobble gobble
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12-02-2015, 08:11 PM
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12-06-2015, 01:57 PM
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Leaving from the grocery store, walking straight to your car, but realizing, this is the first time you have to pick out your new car in a big parking lot. I kinda forgot what it looked like..lol...
It made me laugh at myself.
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12-12-2015, 10:13 AM
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My youngest daughter...
She lives and works more in eastern Massachusetts...and the people there tend to be.....somewhat abrasive.... She apparently picked up on that attitude; she had been waiting for the bus for some time and when it arrived she very sweetly asked me to hold on....and proceeded to tear into the bus driver for being almost an hour late....lol I confess to having my moments....but being in the south has taught me that your truly do catch more flies with honey....
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12-17-2015, 10:03 AM
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I find it so humorous when little kids act like adults...(or vice-versa, come to think of it...;)
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