Auntie Diva's Story Time - Page 7

Ryobi · 04-10-2010, 07:38 PM

Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action.

When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.

(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.)

nhplowboi · 04-10-2010, 07:51 PM

Auntie Diva I see you got the Poulin "Wild" model. I think that is very appropriate.

morningstar55 · 04-10-2010, 07:58 PM

oh wow.... soo sorry Auntie Diva for such a large pic of the birthday cake... i been having internet issues

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Hack · 04-10-2010, 09:01 PM

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under

You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying.

Gemme · 04-10-2010, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under

You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying.

I suggest black ones. It will help make the green and purple pop.

Diva · 04-10-2010, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryobi

Diva, I'm impressed by your ability to find lime green EVERYthing. I wish I could see "The Sawyer Diva" in action.

When you get good at it, I'll lend you my climbing gear for the top. It's lime green, too.

(just think of the size pile of ass-whoopers you'll have. Maybe a few of us will have to brush up on being naughty.)

I believe all of the cousins have 'naughty' down to a fine art.

Film at 11.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nhplowboi

Auntie Diva I see you got the Poulin "Wild" model. I think that is very appropriate.

Yes, cousin PlowBoi.....it is just about the only thing that IS appropriate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hack

As I intimated on Facebook, Auntie Diva....

You wielding chainsaw = me looking for something sturdy to hide under

You may or may not know that I work with a lot of foresters, and they all wear chaps when out in the forest wielding chainsaws. I think your following here will be expecting a photo of you in chaps when you wield your chainsaw. Just saying.

Cousin Hackberry (get it? Hackberry? Forester?)....

I think chaps ~ some lovely purple ones ~ would be stunning, yes?

I also think a photo will be forthcoming.

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Originally Posted by Gemme

I suggest black ones. It will help make the green and purple pop.

Perhaps black WOULD be best.....

Or neon orange.....

Now THERE'S a vision!

moxie · 04-10-2010, 09:52 PM

Maybe we could have a party and Bedazzle some safety goggles. Gotta have the bling at all times.

Diva · 04-10-2010, 10:45 PM

The Bedazzler should be right next to every chainsaw.

Rockinonahigh · 04-11-2010, 09:19 AM

Id go with black silver mounted chaps...after all u wanted bling...oh yes u will need golves or u will have nasty caluses on your pretty hands as well as some somewhat chiped nalis.

Diva · 04-11-2010, 09:28 AM

Ok, cousin Rockie.....I think we should [all] be realistic......

You can't REALLY see your Auntie Diva in chaps now CAN you? I think not.

However...the gloves are absolutely necessary for the reasons given. And we mustn't forget the blinged~out eyewear.....

I shall not be wielding the Mighty Chainsaw this day, boys and girls, as it is misting in Austin Town.....

Oh well.....just putting off the inevitible. I hear Channel 4 is coming for an interview.....this is an historical event, after all.

"AUNTIE DIVA GOES BUTCH......Story at 11!"

Rockinonahigh · 04-11-2010, 01:17 PM

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

Diva · 04-11-2010, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

No butches helped with the chain saw.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".

I went.....

Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...

Rockinonahigh · 04-11-2010, 03:14 PM

Yes the blade can come of and cause serious injury to the user or ppl near by.The bar is held on by a bolt and a nut thrue the mount of the saw,when it gets loose from vibrating the blade will pop off,please get someone to show u how to fix it before u get cut really bad.

I did say blade,tighten and vibrate(sounds decadent dosent it?) so also get a good hold of that lime green thingy u bought when u use it.

Diva · 04-11-2010, 03:22 PM

Cousin Rockie, I think my eyes glazed over a bit during Your first paragraph......

Sorta like that.

Rockinonahigh · 04-11-2010, 04:16 PM

Im just an old farm boi pasing on some advice on stuff that could get u hurt,I would hate to see u injured by anything.If I can help in anyway feel free to ask.

Gemme · 04-11-2010, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh

OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

Oh, no.

Do you know what you just did?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

No butches helped with the chain saw.....I saw it, I bought it.

The blade can come OFF? I know it came with an extra chain and a 2~year warranty.

You said "vibrate".
You said "tighten".
You said "blade".

I went.....

Signed,
Auntie Diva, the chapless cowgirl...

Oh, I see. You do know what you did. Carry on, then.

Rockinonahigh · 04-11-2010, 06:12 PM

im lucky that way...I think.

~Bo · 04-11-2010, 06:29 PM

You're still talking about chainsaws, right?

Gemme · 04-11-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo

You're still talking about chainsaws, right?

I dunno. I think Rockin changed the subject and is now talking being lucky or green or getting lucky or going to the store and buying Lucky Charms (LOVE THEM! Buy two for me, please!) or sumthin.

I think Diva should look into capri chaps, oh yes I do.

Diva · 04-11-2010, 06:34 PM

**I** am.

04-10-2010, 07:38 PM	#121
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04-10-2010, 07:58 PM	#123
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04-11-2010, 03:14 PM	#133
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04-11-2010, 06:12 PM	#137
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04-10-2010, 09:01 PM	#124
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04-10-2010, 09:52 PM	#127
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04-10-2010, 10:45 PM	#128
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04-11-2010, 09:19 AM	#129
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Id go with black silver mounted chaps...after all u wanted bling...oh yes u will need golves or u will have nasty caluses on your pretty hands as well as some somewhat chiped nalis.

04-11-2010, 09:28 AM	#130
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,179 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Ok, cousin Rockie.....I think we should [all] be realistic...... You can't REALLY see your Auntie Diva in chaps now CAN you? I think not. However...the gloves are absolutely necessary for the reasons given. And we mustn't forget the blinged~out eyewear..... I shall not be wielding the Mighty Chainsaw this day, boys and girls, as it is misting in Austin Town..... Oh well.....just putting off the inevitible. I hear Channel 4 is coming for an interview.....this is an historical event, after all. "AUNTIE DIVA GOES BUTCH......Story at 11!"

04-11-2010, 01:17 PM	#131
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	OK no chaps,I do know they look good on the cowgirls .im just sayin.Now do be careful with said lime greem chain saw cause the blade can get loose and come off...do get a good hold of it cause it prolly will vibrate a little or a lot. Any how, it would really bad if it did and cause u any harm.The butch a home depot DID show u how to tighten it up..the chain saw blade I mean.

04-11-2010, 03:22 PM	#134
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,179 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Cousin Rockie, I think my eyes glazed over a bit during Your first paragraph...... Sorta like that.

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04-11-2010, 06:29 PM	#138
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