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02-20-2012, 02:11 PM
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Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she, her, etc. Relationship Status:
Single, Recovering 
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That Awkward moment when you've realized you have Speech to Text on your phone, you're trying it out thinking your alone.. only to turn around and see someone giving you a weird look... lol oopsie!!
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02-20-2012, 04:23 PM
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femme *blows a kiss off my finger tips ** Preferred Pronoun?:
~ hey girl ~ Relationship Status:
~ single & content ~ 
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Location: Massachusetts ~coastal
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an awkward moment is when u go to take a drink and u put the straw up ur nose instead
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02-20-2012, 05:17 PM
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TransgenderMasculineQueer Preferred Pronoun?:
H with a y Relationship Status:
fluxing the solder.  Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Australia
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That awkward moment when you emerge from a public bathroom and walk across a theater lobby to discover a long stream of toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
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02-20-2012, 10:12 PM
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Member
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princess Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her. Relationship Status:
One singular sensation! 
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That awkward moment when you go to introduce your new butch to your roomates boyfriend, only to find they've already met...in the hall on their way out the morning before...lol!
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02-20-2012, 10:48 PM
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#125 |
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Member
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Femme Relationship Status:
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Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Michigan
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That awkward moment when you wave to someone you think you know and it turns out they were waving to someone behind you!
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02-20-2012, 11:33 PM
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Transmasculine/Non-Binary Preferred Pronoun?:
Hy (Pronounced He) Relationship Status:
Married Join Date: Nov 2009
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02-21-2012, 09:25 AM
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Infamous Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
JAGG Relationship Status:
=) Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Tulsa (cat free zone)
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02-21-2012, 10:10 AM
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#128 |
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Member
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femme Relationship Status:
married 
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That awkward moment when you are wearing one of you long skirts, and don't lift it up enough when going up a step (because you're distracted by the vision of a hot butch) and you almost land on someone...thank goodness hys attention was elsewhere!
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02-21-2012, 10:35 AM
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#129 |
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Senior Member
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femme 
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that awkward moment when that butch your having a conversation with reminds you of the first time you met and you have no clue because you haven't seen each other since..and are trying to recall meeting said butch then butch reminds you there is a wife and the memory floods back of the first meeting. oh my at my lack of memorable moments!
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02-21-2012, 10:44 AM
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gaea's Daddy and Fiance Preferred Pronoun?:
Ours Relationship Status:
Engaged with gaea:-) 
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thee awkward moment
When you are rereading a post someone thanked you for posting and you decide to post more on the subject and so you do post another huge paragraph only to discover there have been numerous posts involving a whole other topic and your post is totally OUT of context
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02-22-2012, 06:11 AM
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Senior Member
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
Join Date: Sep 2011
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That awkward moment when….
….You’ve been talking to the elderly relative of the deceased, believing them to be deaf because the Son treats the elderly relative as such; only the elderly relative says loudly: “I’m not deaf, I’m choosing to ignore my Gay Poofter of a Son!” I really wanted the ground to open up and swallow me whole!
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02-28-2012, 07:09 PM
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! 
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That awkward moment when someone awkwardly uses the word awkward like 5 awkward times in one big awkward sentence..
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Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. 
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02-28-2012, 07:17 PM
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Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Woman Relationship Status:
In recovery. 
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That awkward moment when you have already asked them to repeat themselves 3 times and you notice they are becoming irritated so you just pretend you finally got it...and when you are smiling and nodding, they look at you sternly as if to say "wtf are you smiling about!"
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Squint your eyes and look closer. I'm not between you and your ambitions. I am a poster girl with no poster. I am thirty-two flavors and then some. And I'm beyond your peripheral vision, so you might want to turn your head~AniI want to think again of dangerous and noble things; I want to be light and frolicsome; I want to be improbable, beautiful and afraid of nothing as if I had wings Mary Oliver
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02-28-2012, 07:21 PM
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#134 |
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Member
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princess Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her. Relationship Status:
One singular sensation!
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That awkward moment when...you slip on a patch of ice, and all you can do is lay there and giggle at yourself. (until the guy in the creepy van drives by slowly and asks if your ok--then up and at em!)
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02-28-2012, 08:10 PM
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Senior Member
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Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010
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That awkward moment when.... The flight attendant had referred to me as "sir" about nineteen times and the passenger sitting next to me looks her right in the eye and says.... "why do you keep calling this woman "sir"?? 
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02-28-2012, 08:56 PM
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Member
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Female Relationship Status:
Together 
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You're staring at a display of roses at Fresh Mart and she starts talking about how she used to drive all the way across town to buy her ex roses because if she's going to spend money on flowers she's going to make sure they're quality. ... And you realize. She's never even bought you grocery store flowers.
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02-28-2012, 09:13 PM
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Senior Member
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Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?:
call it as u see it Relationship Status:
Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010
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...when u realize u just txt'd 'I love u' to justjo ......turn bright red even tho u are alone & quickly txt "whoops wrong person"... lol
She is very understanding .. 
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02-28-2012, 09:30 PM
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Member
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multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?:
lady Relationship Status:
working on myself 
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When you're standing in Wal Mart with your 21 year old daughter..in the feminine hygiene section..thinking that your kid is still standing there and not off looking at sparkly things..and ask " Sis, do you plugs"? and a deep voice says "Umm no ma I don't" and a big ol bear of a man is standing there chuckling so loud it roars through the aisles...ummm yeah awkward.
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02-28-2012, 09:36 PM
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Infamous Member
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pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010
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02-28-2012, 10:29 PM
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Senior Member
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femme Relationship Status:
Married
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Location: back in the land of trees and snow
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That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again...
They don't call me grace for nothing...
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