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NJFemmie · 05-03-2010, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

National Play Your Ukelele Day

(close enough)

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Tip toe ... through the tulips.....

heh.

NJFemmie · 05-03-2010, 05:54 AM

Damn it! I missed paranormal day!

ooooo ..... I'z scared-deded.

NJFemmie · 05-03-2010, 05:56 AM

I wouldn't mind a lumpy rug like this .....

NJFemmie · 05-03-2010, 06:06 AM

.... cause I know Diva has a "shoe thing".

... and something a little more casual ....

katzietootle · 05-03-2010, 06:16 AM

May 3
Im celebrating "MONSTER BOSS'S DAY"

NJFemmie · 05-03-2010, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

TODAY

~May 2nd~

is

National Fire Day

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Diva · 05-04-2010, 04:55 AM

TODAY

~May 4th~

is

National Respect For Chickens Day

National Star Wars Day

National Teacher Recognition Day

And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Pia Zadora

(She was an actress wanna~be a while back....I just wanted to say her name. Try it. See? )

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 05:43 AM

I remember Pia .....

.... but she wasn't as big a Charro.

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 05:45 AM

... or they'll demand it.

... you know... they have a point. :/

Diva · 05-04-2010, 05:46 AM

I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool.........

I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true.

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool.........

I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true.

Yeah, you really didn't see much of her.
In fact, I couldn't name anything she actually did.
She might have invented Botox.

diamondrose · 05-04-2010, 05:58 AM

my day off from work woohoo

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 06:12 AM

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 06:24 AM

Diva · 05-04-2010, 06:34 AM

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 06:42 AM

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

Tommi · 05-04-2010, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

Oy Oy Oy,,,,

This is just what I need. Poster size for me...

Thanks for all the fun stuff Diva and the
thread posters

Tommi

Diva · 05-04-2010, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist.

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide.

I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these.
I will not laugh at these......

....for I know that it only encourages You.

Ok, I may have laughed a LITTLE. Like a mini~snicker. Or a tiny chortle.

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 07:08 AM

Billy's mother was called into the school one day by the principal. "We're very worried about Billy," he said. "He goes round all day cluck, cluck, clucking." "That's right," said Billy's mother. "He thinks he's a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist?" "Well, we would, but we need the eggs."

Diva · 05-04-2010, 07:14 AM

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05-03-2010, 05:54 AM	#1502
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05-03-2010, 05:56 AM	#1503
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05-03-2010, 06:06 AM	#1504
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Why stop at two? .... cause I know Diva has a "shoe thing". ... and something a little more casual .... __________________

05-03-2010, 06:16 AM	#1505
katzietootle Junior Member How Do You Identify?: alien wandering Relationship Status: wandering Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: illegal alien on mars, permanent resident on pluto,migrating to planet kazoom Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37 Thanked 57 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 24	May 3 Im celebrating "MONSTER BOSS'S DAY" __________________ "The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action."

05-04-2010, 05:43 AM	#1508
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I remember Pia ..... .... but she wasn't as big a Charro. __________________

05-04-2010, 04:55 AM	#1507
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~May 4th~ is National Respect For Chickens Day National Star Wars Day National Teacher Recognition Day And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pia Zadora (She was an actress wanna~be a while back....I just wanted to say her name. Try it. See? )

05-04-2010, 05:45 AM	#1509
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Respect dem chickens.... ... or they'll demand it. ... you know... they have a point. :/ __________________

05-04-2010, 05:46 AM	#1510
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	I wonder if she used Botox before Botox was [not] cool......... I remember all the self~promotion.....and thinking....who IS this? Someone with a very rich husband. It's true.

05-04-2010, 05:58 AM	#1512
diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536274	my day off from work woohoo

05-04-2010, 06:12 AM	#1513
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

05-04-2010, 06:24 AM	#1514
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Feeling a little "deep" this morning .... __________________

05-04-2010, 06:34 AM	#1515
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0

05-04-2010, 06:42 AM	#1516
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver? A. Chicken Of The Sea. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull? A. Just The Pit Bull. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell? A. An Alarm Cluck. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog? A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse? A. A Hen That Lays Odds. Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken? A. A Poultry-Geist. Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom? A. A Chicken In A Mine Field. Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground? A. To Get To The Other Slide. __________________

05-04-2010, 07:08 AM	#1519
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'm persistent .... Billy's mother was called into the school one day by the principal. "We're very worried about Billy," he said. "He goes round all day cluck, cluck, clucking." "That's right," said Billy's mother. "He thinks he's a chicken." "Haven't you taken him to a psychiatrist?" "Well, we would, but we need the eggs." __________________

05-04-2010, 07:14 AM	#1520
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