What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 76

gotoseagrl · 04-21-2017, 06:42 PM

At a local feline conservation center today one of the biggest kitties ever, the puma, started wailing with this high-pitched infant baby sounding yell. I was really surprised cause I expected it to sound more like the smaller jaguar who had a big deep scary roar.

Kobi · 04-22-2017, 10:40 PM

A. Spectre · 05-03-2017, 07:37 AM

Why eagles are photographed mostly in profile. LOL

Gemme · 05-13-2017, 10:22 AM

OMG, this!

I laughed so hard, I feel like I want to toss my cookies (I just ate and my tummy is FULL).

Soft*Silver · 05-13-2017, 12:51 PM

Kenna · 05-13-2017, 08:50 PM

My attempt at making chocolate pudding with almond milk...

Chad · 05-22-2017, 05:58 PM

In my front yard I saw a Mockingbird chasing a fox and she meant business nipping at the fox.

bright_arrow · 05-22-2017, 07:16 PM

Talking to my coworker across the office over Skype about Vegas, boyfriend, life in general. Door beeps open and someone we do not recognize (but has a badge because he swiped in) walks in and waves at her. He is not in business casual clothing like us, has shoulder length brown wavy hair and sandals on. Our whole office has floor to ceiling windows and we are on the fourth floor so the light is shining in on him making it hard for her to see.

I look down at my blinking Skype window and see:

"is that jesus??"

I laughed SO loud!

MsTinkerbelly · 05-22-2017, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna

My attempt at making chocolate pudding with almond milk...

I tried that too!

No bueno.

CherryWine · 05-31-2017, 05:10 PM

I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.”

I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice.

That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

Chad · 05-31-2017, 05:46 PM

That is hilarious!!!
Thanks for a much needed laugh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryWine

I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.”

I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice.

That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

Soft*Silver · 05-31-2017, 06:03 PM

today, my three year old grand daughter showed me a horrible scrape on her knee...

I asked her what happened and she said she tumbled down the steps.

when I asked her how that happened, she didnt even blink when she said "sissy pushed me"

Sissy, is three MONTHS old....lol..

and so it begins...(chuckling)

A. Spectre · 06-04-2017, 06:02 AM

Left with no commentary

Wrang1er · 06-09-2017, 06:33 PM

My mom. We were talking about the 70ish year old neighbor lady that I mow for. My mom said, "I think she is a retired lesbian."

Apparently, I have retired early.

Bard · 06-14-2017, 09:28 AM

My whippet Phoebe running full tilt through the house.. being chased by her kitty Piper while the other pup Grace just watched from the couch

Kenna · 06-20-2017, 08:55 PM

Blade trying his best to teach me to play cards, and how goofy things get. Everybody should have friends like him that make them laugh so much.

bright_arrow · 06-21-2017, 02:00 AM

Coworker, in response to my "alrighty" reply to her on Skype moments ago: "You and your 'alrighty' - it makes me think of Bruce Almighty!"

Little does she know I LOVE that movie

CherryWine · 06-23-2017, 08:30 AM

Yesterday, it was someone's pronunciation of the acronym QIFM (which was a new one to me). She had a very strong Southern accent, so I'll let you guess what it sounded like.

My coworker and I immediately looked at one another other as soon as it was said and had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up in front of our visitor.

My field of work tends to be rather acronym happy, and I'll just say that some of those acronyms would be better left as initialisms.

Kenna · 06-24-2017, 09:39 AM

Watching a FB Live video with my roommate of his son and granddaughter trying to get a snake out of their kitchen cabinets, my roomie laughing and saying things like "I see you're barefooted...haven't learned anything in 40 years!"

girl_dee · 06-25-2017, 06:00 AM

Drunk people and karaoke.....

04-21-2017, 06:42 PM	#1501
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05-31-2017, 05:10 PM	#1510
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,010 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	I’m just going to put this here because I'm not aware of a thread for “what kind of dumb stuff did you do today.” I was sitting in a board meeting with handouts of the PowerPoint presentation (a few small slides per page) in front of me. Having trouble reading the chart/slide on the screen, I caught myself using my fingers to zoom in on the slide in the handouts like one would for an image on a phone or iPad. On a piece of paper. Twice. That's almost as bad as the time I tried to open the elevator doors using the key fob for my car. Either work has fried my brain and I need a vacation, or I really just need to take a break from technology.

05-31-2017, 06:03 PM	#1512
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06-04-2017, 06:02 AM	#1513
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06-21-2017, 02:00 AM	#1517
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: nor cal Posts: 2,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,644 Thanked 9,363 Times in 2,296 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Coworker, in response to my "alrighty" reply to her on Skype moments ago: "You and your 'alrighty' - it makes me think of Bruce Almighty!" Little does she know I LOVE that movie

06-23-2017, 08:30 AM	#1518
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,010 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	Yesterday, it was someone's pronunciation of the acronym QIFM (which was a new one to me). She had a very strong Southern accent, so I'll let you guess what it sounded like. My coworker and I immediately looked at one another other as soon as it was said and had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up in front of our visitor. My field of work tends to be rather acronym happy, and I'll just say that some of those acronyms would be better left as initialisms.

06-24-2017, 09:39 AM	#1519
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06-25-2017, 06:00 AM	#1520
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