Today Is..... - Page 77

Diva · 05-04-2010, 07:19 AM

Chickens are important. I rest my case....

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

M.C.Escher:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.

Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Harpo Marx:
Honk! Honk! Honk!

Jackie Mason:
Whaddaya want, it should just stand there?

Fox Mulder:
It was a government conspiracy.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it ***** wanted to. That's the ****** reason.

Nietzsche:
Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.

George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.

Plato:
For the greater good.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Arnold Schwartznegger:
It vill be back.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 07:20 AM

Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you.

http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html

go ahead... tell it what to do!

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 07:31 AM

Oh look!

Patti LaBelle!

(Love the cocka-doodle DOO?)

oy. *face palm*

Diva · 05-04-2010, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Oh look!

Patti LaBelle!

(Love the cocka-doodle DOO?)

oy. *face palm*

I want me one-a them!!!!!!

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I want me one-a them!!!!!!

I thought you would like that! And I think you should get one - and name it Patti (or Tina Turner)

Simple things amuse me.

I think the link works with basic commands. I've asked it to turn on the television and it just stands there - however - if you tell it to do something nasty or naughty - it waves its' finger at you, lol.

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 07:47 AM

(heh, pardon the pun)

redrose · 05-04-2010, 07:50 AM

today is,,, such a boring day,,,

NJFemmie · 05-04-2010, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redrose

today is,,, such a boring day,,,

Get out of the house for a while .... you'll never know what you'll find:

waxnrope · 05-04-2010, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you.

http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html

go ahead... tell it what to do!

seems that said fowl took a while to sit ... I gather her/hys plumage provided some difficult decision making. The real stumper, which caused head scratching, was the command to j/o ...

~Bo · 05-04-2010, 06:41 PM

Anybody remember Foghorn Leghorn???

That guy cracks me up.

JakeTulane · 05-04-2010, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Bo

Anybody remember Foghorn Leghorn???

That guy cracks me up.

I say, I say..

*grins*

katzietootle · 05-04-2010, 07:05 PM

today....
we are celebrating...
"Monster boss's day-out, employees' day-out"....(we are very grateful if you come back next month...yeeba!!!)

Diva · 05-05-2010, 05:58 AM

TODAY

~May 5th~

is

Happy Cinco de Mayo

National Great American Grump Out Day

National Polka Dot & Plaid Day

National Hoagie Day

And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Ann B. Davis
(a la Brady Bunch)

KayCee · 05-05-2010, 06:26 AM

..kick-a** day

NJFemmie · 05-05-2010, 07:22 AM

NJFemmie · 05-05-2010, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane

I say, I say..

*grins*

Boy... I say, Boy....

"This is gonna cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show!"

SassyLeo · 05-05-2010, 11:20 AM

The day I will be filling out my financial aid and school loan stuff...

Woohoo!

Diva · 05-06-2010, 03:41 AM

TODAY

~May 6th~

is

National Day of Reason

National No Diet Day

National Toot Your Own Horn Day

National Nurses Day

And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Sigmund Freud

NJFemmie · 05-06-2010, 06:14 AM

katzietootle · 05-06-2010, 06:24 AM

....is frisbeeeeee day!!!

05-04-2010, 07:19 AM	#1521
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Chickens are important. I rest my case.... Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time. Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates: To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ... Harpo Marx: Honk! Honk! Honk! Jackie Mason: Whaddaya want, it should just stand there? Fox Mulder: It was a government conspiracy. Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it *** wanted to. That's the **** reason. Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. George Orwell: Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests. Plato: For the greater good. Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road? Colonel Sanders: I missed one? Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. Arnold Schwartznegger: It vill be back. Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed, I've not been told! Last edited by Diva; 05-04-2010 at 07:22 AM.

05-04-2010, 07:20 AM	#1522
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Okay... I have something that I think will entertain you. http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html go ahead... tell it what to do! __________________

05-04-2010, 07:31 AM	#1523
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Oh look! Patti LaBelle! (Love the cocka-doodle DOO?) oy. face palm __________________

05-04-2010, 07:47 AM	#1526
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	One for the road.... (heh, pardon the pun) __________________

05-04-2010, 07:50 AM	#1527
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05-04-2010, 07:05 PM	#1532
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05-05-2010, 05:58 AM	#1533
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~May 5th~ is Happy Cinco de Mayo National Great American Grump Out Day National Polka Dot & Plaid Day National Hoagie Day And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ann B. Davis (a la Brady Bunch)

05-05-2010, 06:26 AM	#1534
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05-05-2010, 07:22 AM	#1535
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05-05-2010, 11:20 AM	#1537
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05-06-2010, 03:41 AM	#1538
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~May 6th~ is National Day of Reason National No Diet Day National Toot Your Own Horn Day National Nurses Day And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sigmund Freud

05-06-2010, 06:14 AM	#1539
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05-06-2010, 06:24 AM	#1540
katzietootle Junior Member How Do You Identify?: alien wandering Relationship Status: wandering Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: illegal alien on mars, permanent resident on pluto,migrating to planet kazoom Posts: 91 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37 Thanked 57 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 24	....is frisbeeeeee day!!! __________________ "The number of people watching me is directly proportional to the stupidity of my action."