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Old 12-09-2010, 08:57 PM   #141
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Hang in there everyone. Just remember to be really clear about what you want.
I want Mercury retrograde to be OVER. Now, please.

Was that clear enough?

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Make it stop! Make it stop! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!

Got to work this morning to discover my computer was freaking out! It was locked up on the "Windows is shutting down" screen and apparently had been for several hours. I had to restart that beast 3 times before it decided to cooperate.Then the mouse decided to act out, be stubborn and make me crazy.

May have to brandish my famous pretty little floral hammer before it is over.





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Snickers evilly, no beating the machines! It's most likely user error! grins evilly
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Hey...I resemble that!
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It's coming!

March 30-April 23.
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It's coming!

March 30-April 23.
I effin KNEW it!!!!



It's heeeerrrrreee for me.

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March 30-April 23.
Sweet Fancy Moses! Already????
Thanks for the warning Arwen...that certainly explains a whole heckuvalot!

Getting ready...
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Bessie just shut herself down. I wasn't even touching her!

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Dear Mercury. STOP IT. Dang it. I'm already tired of you. You are being such a HAINT. Now quit it. I'm getting out the cinnamon.
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Would rolling myself in cinnamon be a good thing? I buy in bulk.



What's a "Haint"?


When is this H. F. over this go 'round?


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It can't hurt.

A haint is a Southern colloquialism def., ghost, apparition, lost soul.

More commonly used to describe a mischievous bratty child.

H.F. runs through 4/23.
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It can't hurt.

A haint is a Southern colloquialism def., ghost, apparition, lost soul.

More commonly used to describe a mischievous bratty child.

H.F. runs through 4/23.


I guess I could have Googled that. I've never heard tell.....

4.23. I'll get out the car armor and the Retrograde~Be~Gone...........


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Oh yeah...it's definitely THAT time...

Yesterday my work computer was messing with me - edited a document, saved and printed only to discover that half of my edits did not "take"...that was fun!

This morning the lamp in the den decided not to work. It has a moody switch (been needing to change it out) and chose today to be difficult. Changed bulb - no. Changed out lamp - no. Changed out bulb in new lamp - no. Decided to flip the wall switch that is NEVER used...and...light came on! Decided to try former lamp one more time just for the heck of it - no.

OK...I NEVER use that wall switch. In fact until this morning I had no idea it was connected to that outlet!

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Decided to flip the wall switch that is NEVER used...and...light came on! Decided to try former lamp one more time just for the heck of it - no.

OK...I NEVER use that wall switch. In fact until this morning I had no idea it was connected to that outlet!

That is priceless. And oh so Mercury.
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I could entertain you all with my Retrograde stories, but I will spare you, for now.

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Oh Arwen...

Is there anything we can do to retrograde the retrograde?

Like plant something or something?

It's more than weird things happening. It's an unsettled feeling. Is that normal?

I think i'm living in the G-spot of the "omg retro body".

Any suggestions?
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Cinnamon is said to be sacred to the god, Mercury. I recommend packing cinnamon sticks!
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Packing? As in carrying? Eating? Drinking with? Placing?

Thank you Arwen......Will go buy some if i can make my way to the store without getting hit or lost or find out they are out of stock and won't get any in till next fall.

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Will that appease him or just make him do a happier dance all over us?

How appropriate that NASA's MESSENGER is sending back the first images ever of the planet's surface this week!
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Dagnabbit Mercury! Leave me alone!!!!

Emailed a revised Order to a retirement plan administrator yesterday before leaving the office. Need this thing for Court THIS MORNING. Just checked office email before getting ready to leave for work - email from company telling me the revision didn't come through. Checked my sent atachment and it is in the document!

Sent the wretched thing again - twice, the second time with a copy/paste.

GEEZ!!!!!!!!
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