Weekly Tarotscopes

[Hollylane]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

I ran across this 2013 horoscope on FB, and I found mine (and someone else's) to be pretty darn accurate (except I'm not that organized). I thought the tarotscopes subscribers might enjoy these...

AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR 2013!

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

Wow! These are pretty darn accurate, I'll even cop to the "lazy" unless doing a job I love (or that I know I'm good at), and the "grouchy at times, and annoying to some."

Gaige's is pretty dead on as well. Especially about being a great lover when she's not sleeping (I'm going to pay for saying that, but she knows damn well that she is talented at both), and the part about animals (though I think she loves them as much as her family, like I do) But really, most of it describes her to a tee...

[JAGG]

Its about 80 % accurate for me. I am not pretty and I am far from easily offended and I forgive easily.

[Talon]

9 years of possible bad luck?...pishaw darling....

*chuckle*

[thedivahrrrself]

Originally Posted by Talon

9 years of possible bad luck?...pishaw darling....

*chuckle*

LOL stuff like that was on the end of each one (it was on FB). I forgot to erase it on yours, sorry!

[JAGG]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

LOL stuff like that was on the end of each one (it was on FB). I forgot to erase it on yours, sorry!

Hey don't let her off the hook that easily Diva. Let her sway in the wind for a little while , it is good for her.

[Arwen]

Welcome to this week’s Tarotscopes. Before we get started, I wanted to ask you to do me a favor. A dear friend is trying to raise money to get his glass studio going. He’s incredibly talented. And, he isn’t just asking for money for nothing. You get something in return. Go here.


When you sign up and choose your level, you are agreeing to pay him ONLY if this project gets funded. His work is lovely. I’ve already signed up. Even if you can’t, please share the link with your friends to help spread the word. Thanks, y’all! I really appreciate it. Here’s that link again! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...ilt-from-glass


Now let’s take a look at this week’s tarotscopes!

• AQUARIUS Devil Look out. Challenges for you this week come in the form of physical pleasures. Deny yourself all but a choice few. Mind over body!
• PISCES Judgment Wisdom comes from experience. Try not to make your experience of the painful variety. Remember what you already know.
• ARIES Knight of Coins Feeling a bit fat & happy? Money & job are highlighted to the good this week. Moving slower than you like? The tortoise wins.
• TAURUS Queen of Staves (Wands) Others seek your wisdom. Show them the way. Share knowledge. Celebrate your place. Please don’t overdo. AGAIN!
• GEMINI Wheel What goes around, comes around. Make sure you are putting out the energy you want back. Gossip bites you on the ass so hush.
• CANCER Page of Swords Check mental paths. Are you going down that childish one again? Time to lose some of those old addictive thoughts.
• LEO Three of Staves (Wands) Multi-tasking is a must. Pick up a new project while waiting for info back on others. No time to stop. Forward motion!
• VIRGO King of Coins Money? You actually have more abundance than you realize. Stop. What can be sold? What takes up space? Time to shed to grow.
• LIBRA Six of Cups May need to juggle some emotional issues. Focus on what is real. Let go of past hurt, past insult. This is a week for now.
• SCORPIO Universe All of it. You can have all of it. Mercy & forgiveness are key this week. When they come to you, be more. Expand your world.
• SAGITTARIUS High Priestess Don’t give your secrets away. Hold on to precious things. They can come to you this week. Wisdom seeking? Look within first.
• CAPRICORN Ace of Swords Let your thoughts fly. Don’t harness them yet. Don’t edit. Don’t criticize. Just let them fly. Do write them down!

Don’t forget to listen to this month’s Tarotscopes podcast. It’s free. If you are already subscribed, I’d love it if you would review it on iTunes!
This week’s deck is the incredible Chinese Tarot. It’s being reprinted this year and I am so excited!

[Talon]

Originally Posted by JAGG

Hey don't let her off the hook that easily Diva. Let her sway in the wind for a little while , it is good for her.

*chuckle*


Traitor!

Well...you know I'll remember that, my friend...memory like an elephant, remember?

[thedivahrrrself]

PISCES Judgment Wisdom comes from experience. Try not to make your experience of the painful variety. Remember what you already know.


I probably needed to hear this, but I will probably continue to ignore the advice...

[Gráinne]

AQUARIUS Devil Look out. Challenges for you this week come in the form of physical pleasures. Deny yourself all but a choice few. Mind over body!

I knew I shouldn't have bought fudge last night after a great dinner.

[RNguy]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

I ran across this 2013 horoscope on FB, and I found mine (and someone else's) to be pretty darn accurate (except I'm not that organized). I thought the tarotscopes subscribers might enjoy these...


AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR 2013!

ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High amount of sexual appeal. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.


What do you think, Ms. Arwen? "Extremely weird but in a good way" certainly seems to fit us

I am a Scorpio . This is 100% accurate for me word for word of it.
Ill take it !!!!!!!!!

My wife is a Virgo and hers is almost accurate . The first line caught my attention bc she waited for 3 years for me to come to my sences and wouldnt date anyone while waiting .
She isn't the dominant one though , although she does get what she wants always hmmmmm. Hers is 75% accurate though

I dig these

[Gráinne]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

That's uncomfortably accurate. Some things, I wouldn't know . I give it 95%.

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

I ran across this 2013 horoscope on FB, and I found mine (and someone else's) to be pretty darn accurate (except I'm not that organized). I thought the tarotscopes subscribers might enjoy these...


AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR 2013!



GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

I'd say this is a near perfect discription of me (I'm a Gemini). Except, for me, I'd say that I'm not always offended easily, nor am I very noisy or loud or always happy or outgoing: I could be that way, during certain conditions (which will remain private).

The part that made me smile for miles was the part about being a 'lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out' (Gemini's will not take crap from anyone)!

I liked the part about having a sarcastic side, a beautiful smile, being generous and strong and that a person like me is, 'The Most Irresistible' and that we're good listeners (I like to think I am a very good listener).

[JAGG]

SAGITTARIUS High Priestess Don’t give your secrets away. Hold on to precious things. They can come to you this week. Wisdom seeking? Look within first.
Thanks Arwen. I am not giving my secrets away so don't even ask.
Because frankly my secrects are so secret I don't even know what they are.

[KCBUTCH]

Originally Posted by Arwen

Welcome to this week’s Tarotscopes. Before we get started, I wanted to ask you to do me a favor. A dear friend is trying to raise money to get his glass studio going. He’s incredibly talented. And, he isn’t just asking for money for nothing. You get something in return. Go here.


When you sign up and choose your level, you are agreeing to pay him ONLY if this project gets funded. His work is lovely. I’ve already signed up. Even if you can’t, please share the link with your friends to help spread the word. Thanks, y’all! I really appreciate it. Here’s that link again! http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...ilt-from-glass


Now let’s take a look at this week’s tarotscopes!

• AQUARIUS Devil Look out. Challenges for you this week come in the form of physical pleasures. Deny yourself all but a choice few. Mind over body!
• PISCES Judgment Wisdom comes from experience. Try not to make your experience of the painful variety. Remember what you already know.
• ARIES Knight of Coins Feeling a bit fat & happy? Money & job are highlighted to the good this week. Moving slower than you like? The tortoise wins.
• TAURUS Queen of Staves (Wands) Others seek your wisdom. Show them the way. Share knowledge. Celebrate your place. Please don’t overdo. AGAIN!
• GEMINI Wheel What goes around, comes around. Make sure you are putting out the energy you want back. Gossip bites you on the ass so hush.
• CANCER Page of Swords Check mental paths. Are you going down that childish one again? Time to lose some of those old addictive thoughts.
• LEO Three of Staves (Wands) Multi-tasking is a must. Pick up a new project while waiting for info back on others. No time to stop. Forward motion!
• VIRGO King of Coins Money? You actually have more abundance than you realize. Stop. What can be sold? What takes up space? Time to shed to grow.
• LIBRA Six of Cups May need to juggle some emotional issues. Focus on what is real. Let go of past hurt, past insult. This is a week for now.
• SCORPIO Universe All of it. You can have all of it. Mercy & forgiveness are key this week. When they come to you, be more. Expand your world.
• SAGITTARIUS High Priestess Don’t give your secrets away. Hold on to precious things. They can come to you this week. Wisdom seeking? Look within first.
• CAPRICORN Ace of Swords Let your thoughts fly. Don’t harness them yet. Don’t edit. Don’t criticize. Just let them fly. Do write them down!

Don’t forget to listen to this month’s Tarotscopes podcast. It’s free. If you are already subscribed, I’d love it if you would review it on iTunes!
This week’s deck is the incredible Chinese Tarot. It’s being reprinted this year and I am so excited!

[*]LIBRA Six of Cups May need to juggle some emotional issues. Focus on what is real. Let go of past hurt, past insult. This is a week for now.
THIS EXPLAINS ALOT I'M A WRECK DEALING WITH SOME PAST ISSUES AND TRYING TO FOCUS ON TRUTHS...HMMMM?

[KCBUTCH]

LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

??? WHAT'S WITH THE LAME DEAL
AND 9 YRS BAD LUCK???
SOME IS TRUE OTHERS NOT-MY RELATIONSHIP SIGN IS IN SCORPIO SO WHO KNOWS

[chai~]

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.


AQUARIUS Devil Look out. Challenges for you this week come in the form of physical pleasures. Deny yourself all but a choice few. Mind over body!

Sunday night check in, my scopes and post secret!!!!!!

Thank you~

[Arwen]

I don't get those posts that threaten you with "9 years of bad luck" or any thing of that ilk. Not sure why the writer of that feels that kind of negativity is a good thing.

I promise not to use my Tarotscopes thread to threaten y'all.MMMMKAY?

[hagster]

Pisces... words of wisdom when I feel weak; it's good to be reminded. Thank you.

[Sweet Bliss]

SCORPIO

Universe

All of it.
You can have all of it.
Mercy & forgiveness are key this week.
When they come to you, be more.
Expand your world.

There are so many ways to accept this information...

Think I will put a happy spin on it.

[Duchess]

SAGITTARIUS High Priestess Don’t give your secrets away. Hold on to precious things. They can come to you this week. Wisdom seeking? Look within first.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.