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TheLoneStranger · 12-23-2013, 03:17 AM

Kobi · 12-23-2013, 07:32 AM

Kobi · 12-23-2013, 07:35 AM

Kobi · 12-23-2013, 07:36 AM

Kobi · 12-23-2013, 07:20 PM

Kobi · 12-23-2013, 07:21 PM

LoyalWolfsBlade · 12-23-2013, 07:46 PM

LoyalWolfsBlade · 12-23-2013, 07:47 PM

The_Lady_Snow · 12-23-2013, 08:18 PM

LoyalWolfsBlade · 12-23-2013, 10:55 PM

Lady Pamela · 12-24-2013, 03:28 AM

Wishing you all a very Happy Holiday season. Whatever holiday you celebrate.
May you share love, peace, joy and create many memories to last a lifetime.
Be safe as well.

Blessings, Pamela

Kobi · 12-24-2013, 03:52 AM

Kobi · 12-24-2013, 03:53 AM

asphaltcowboi · 12-24-2013, 04:26 AM

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

TheLoneStranger · 12-24-2013, 10:21 AM

Ford truck of future passed circa 1953

kittygrrl · 12-24-2013, 01:12 PM

TheLoneStranger · 12-24-2013, 01:24 PM

Santa is on the move! If you want to see where Santa is and follow... Track Santa

Katniss · 12-24-2013, 03:33 PM

Gemme · 12-24-2013, 05:24 PM

At my nail salon, there is a threading table set up. My nail lady set me up right next to the table, so I heard a lot of the conversations as the women came in to get their brows done.

One of the customers was someone who they had not seen a while and I heard some of the conversation but maintained a conversation with my nail lady at the same time so the threading lady filled us in when the customer left.

In a nutshell, her husband passed away around Thanksgiving and she was just finishing up a round of chemo. The chemo ruined her nails so she couldn't get them done this time but her brows had filled back in enough to get them taken care of.

It just makes you take a step back and realize that there's always someone else who's hurting more or handling more than you and there's always someone's who is stronger and more brave than you.

That woman had a lot of hurt in her life but she walked in and out of the salon with a smile on her face.

I'm not big on prayer but I said one for her on my way home.

BestButchBoy · 12-25-2013, 10:47 AM

There's only love and fear.

Which do you choose?

12-23-2013, 07:32 AM	#17162
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12-23-2013, 07:20 PM	#17165
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12-23-2013, 07:46 PM	#17167
LoyalWolfsBlade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pre-Op FtM, Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones plz Relationship Status: Single but haven't given up on finding the One Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: I gaze upon the same moon as you do Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,214 Thanked 9,646 Times in 3,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Life should never be stagnant hence my quest for new knowledge will continue until my last breath. Wolf

12-23-2013, 07:47 PM	#17168
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12-23-2013, 08:18 PM	#17169
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12-23-2013, 03:17 AM	#17161
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12-23-2013, 07:35 AM	#17163
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12-23-2013, 07:36 AM	#17164
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12-23-2013, 07:21 PM	#17166
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12-23-2013, 10:55 PM	#17170
LoyalWolfsBlade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pre-Op FtM, Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones plz Relationship Status: Single but haven't given up on finding the One Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: I gaze upon the same moon as you do Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,214 Thanked 9,646 Times in 3,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Life should never be stagnant hence my quest for new knowledge will continue until my last breath. Wolf

12-24-2013, 03:28 AM	#17171
Lady Pamela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A Lady..Femme..Free Spirit with a touch of survivalist woman in me. Preferred Pronoun?: Spiritual Warrior..She Ra..Baby Doll, or anything close..ha! Relationship Status: In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Live in Utah but take trips to Arkansas. Plan to move there eventually. Posts: 2,579 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,073 Thanked 5,940 Times in 1,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	2013 Holiday Greetings Wishing you all a very Happy Holiday season. Whatever holiday you celebrate. May you share love, peace, joy and create many memories to last a lifetime. Be safe as well. Blessings, Pamela __________________ Believe what people show you the first time. It will keep you in balance, and will show you truth! ~~ Author unknown ~~ When negative thoughts come to mind, Let them die stillborn. Speak and do posotive in any situation, And watch your dreams grow and flurish. If you can't say anything posotive, Zip it up. Do not give birth to that which you do not want to see grow. See it, Believe it, Own it, Have it! ~~ Lady Pamela ~~

12-24-2013, 03:52 AM	#17172
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,636 Times in 7,642 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	My neighbors 3 boys have been out of school for 24 hours. I can attest to the truth in this.

12-24-2013, 03:53 AM	#17173
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12-24-2013, 04:26 AM	#17174
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards. 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. __________________

12-24-2013, 10:21 AM	#17175
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12-24-2013, 01:12 PM	#17176
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12-24-2013, 01:24 PM	#17177
TheLoneStranger Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,138 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 950 Thanked 1,091 Times in 405 Posts Rep Power: 16736487	Santa is on the move! If you want to see where Santa is and follow... Track Santa

12-24-2013, 03:33 PM	#17178
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12-24-2013, 05:24 PM	#17179
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,975 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	At my nail salon, there is a threading table set up. My nail lady set me up right next to the table, so I heard a lot of the conversations as the women came in to get their brows done. One of the customers was someone who they had not seen a while and I heard some of the conversation but maintained a conversation with my nail lady at the same time so the threading lady filled us in when the customer left. In a nutshell, her husband passed away around Thanksgiving and she was just finishing up a round of chemo. The chemo ruined her nails so she couldn't get them done this time but her brows had filled back in enough to get them taken care of. It just makes you take a step back and realize that there's always someone else who's hurting more or handling more than you and there's always someone's who is stronger and more brave than you. That woman had a lot of hurt in her life but she walked in and out of the salon with a smile on her face. I'm not big on prayer but I said one for her on my way home. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

12-25-2013, 10:47 AM	#17180
BestButchBoy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Male ID Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,925 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 406 Thanked 5,449 Times in 2,037 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	There's only love and fear. Which do you choose?