what NOT to do in a relationship....... - Page 9

NJFemmie · 07-30-2010, 05:20 PM

Do not follow your head - follow your heart.
The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things.

betenoire · 07-30-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Do not follow your head - follow your heart.
The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things.

I disagree with that 100%, just saying.

TenderKnight · 07-30-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

If you have a tendency to want to *take* the toys with you, so they are not used on anyone else..

Do NOT be in a relationship or please disclose.

LOL.. You know how many people come in to my work saying that thier ex took all of thier toys?? Cheese and Rice, people.. It's a TOY.. and I'll be damned if an ex is going to take my packer.. Totally lame.. Taking all the toys.. But good for my business! So, if you live in San Diego, go ahead and take the toys, the expensive silicone ones and leather, please.. If anywhere else in the country.. Yer lame.

-Tony, from me space.. lol

Random · 07-30-2010, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

I disagree with that 100%, just saying.

I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 05:39 PM

DO NOT ask me to choose between Mine and you.

They will always win out.

TenderKnight · 07-30-2010, 05:41 PM

Do not expect me to be an insta father for your kid(s).. Not my place, never will be.

betenoire · 07-30-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Random

I agree with you chicky girl..

You listen to what the heart is saying, but the head makes all the important desisions..

Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!

Random · 07-30-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire

Right, if I had paid more attention to my head when I was younger I would have avoided a zillion messy situations.

And besides, sometimes my vagine tries to trick me by dressing up in a heart-suit. Fortunately my vagine does not own a head-suit.

Such trickery!

Uh huh..

See the way I figure it.. the heart is all about the coulor red.. It's got a real heart on for it..

So.. It doesn't pay attention to the red flags.. It thinks they are cute..

TenderKnight · 07-30-2010, 06:00 PM

Don't name drop your ex's

NOT attractive and I'll see you as a douch and pretty lame.

In fact, name dropping is totally lame anyway. I don't want to know who you've played with or who you are fucking or have fucked.. Lame.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 06:00 PM

DO NOT tell me how my gender appearance should be...

Daywalker · 07-30-2010, 07:23 PM

Do not have a 'remember when' moment...then be
adamant they should remember.

Chances are, the 'remember when' was from your previous relationship.

asphaltcowboi · 07-30-2010, 08:53 PM

never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 09:01 PM

If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch..

If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page.

AKA don't lie.

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 09:13 PM

just the crotch?

amiyesiam · 07-30-2010, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

just the crotch?

apparently LOL

The_Lady_Snow · 07-30-2010, 09:15 PM

DO NOT fall for the whole hey my friend spending the night and she has to sleep in our bed with me cause she can't drive another ten minutes (sober) while I am out of town.

Dylan · 07-30-2010, 09:40 PM

Don't smoke your partner's last cigarette leaving your partner without one for the morning

I Also Don't Advise Talking Before Coffee,
Dylan

Kenna · 07-30-2010, 09:56 PM

DO NOT take the last of my Hawaiian Kona Coffee without offering to share!!

Never push my buttons then expect me to be Marry Poppins or June Cleaver. I have a Ziggy Panic Button, Watchout Warning Button, and a Nuclear Meltdown Button. None of which have an Instant Shut Off Valve when someone intentionally pushes my buttons to get a rise outa me or to just get attention.

DO NOT tell me you are currently single and that you have only had one girl friend in the past 6 years... then I "find" your marriage license (to a different girl 2 years ago) online and when confronted you say "I left her 2 months after we got hitched and I forgot about her. I only married her because she needed a green card."

NEVER neglect to do a back ground check if something doesn't feel just right... it doesn't hurt to protect yourself from scumbags and con artists.

DO NOT paint my Craftsmen Tools pink just so you can tell my set from yours.

Never allow your mother to snoop around and open my Route 66 box ("just because it was laying there and she was curious what kind of boots you like").... trust me, the shock will kill her.

SuperFemme · 07-30-2010, 10:00 PM

don't make me snuggle all night after hot sex.
i need space.

Jesse · 07-30-2010, 10:03 PM

Do Not...I repeat...DO NOT drink my last diet coke! I don't care that you are thirsty, or that you are going to the store in 1/2 hour. Don't do it!

07-30-2010, 05:20 PM	#161
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Do not follow your head - follow your heart. The heart is love's domain, the head is just there to complicate things. __________________ Last edited by NJFemmie; 07-30-2010 at 05:22 PM. Reason: I may have to attach a disclaimer to this statement, as I know being logical accounts for something. :)

07-30-2010, 05:39 PM	#165
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	DO NOT ask me to choose between Mine and you. They will always win out. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 05:41 PM	#166
TenderKnight Member How Do You Identify?: Kinky Poly Transman Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 551 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 773 Thanked 822 Times in 256 Posts Rep Power: 2402408	Do not expect me to be an insta father for your kid(s).. Not my place, never will be. __________________ The beatings shall continue.. until moral improves..

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TenderKnight Member How Do You Identify?: Kinky Poly Transman Preferred Pronoun?: He Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 551 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 773 Thanked 822 Times in 256 Posts Rep Power: 2402408	Don't name drop your ex's NOT attractive and I'll see you as a douch and pretty lame. In fact, name dropping is totally lame anyway. I don't want to know who you've played with or who you are fucking or have fucked.. Lame. __________________ The beatings shall continue.. until moral improves..

07-30-2010, 06:00 PM	#170
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	DO NOT tell me how my gender appearance should be... __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 07:23 PM	#171
Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Do not have a 'remember when' moment...then be adamant they should remember. Chances are, the 'remember when' was from your previous relationship. __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

07-30-2010, 08:53 PM	#172
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	never let anyone put lipstick on the crotch of you jeans even if they were just goofing off.. then dont walk arond the bar like that the rest of the eve..and when ya get home.. might not be wise to ask her if she knows how to get lipstick out of jeans. toss um!! unless you like your jeans more then your g/f.

07-30-2010, 09:01 PM	#173
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	If you are in a monogamous relationship, DO NOT allow anyone's lips near your crotch.. If you did, please disclose all info to the other person so everyone is on the same page. AKA don't lie. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 09:13 PM	#174
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	just the crotch?

07-30-2010, 09:15 PM	#176
The_Lady_Snow MILLION $$$ PUSSY How Do You Identify?: Kinky, Raw, Perverted, Uber Queer Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Iconic Ms. Relationship Status: Keeper of 3, only one has the map to my freckles Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: La Reina del Sur Posts: 22,488 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 32,231 Thanked 80,080 Times in 15,669 Posts Rep Power: 21474874	DO NOT fall for the whole hey my friend spending the night and she has to sleep in our bed with me cause she can't drive another ten minutes (sober) while I am out of town. __________________ "If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden

07-30-2010, 09:40 PM	#177
Dylan Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: She thinks all my jokes are corny Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Great State O' Posts: 880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,027 Thanked 1,838 Times in 500 Posts Rep Power: 0	Don't smoke your partner's last cigarette leaving your partner without one for the morning I Also Don't Advise Talking Before Coffee, Dylan

07-30-2010, 09:56 PM	#178
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,194 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	DO NOT take the last of my Hawaiian Kona Coffee without offering to share!! Never push my buttons then expect me to be Marry Poppins or June Cleaver. I have a Ziggy Panic Button, Watchout Warning Button, and a Nuclear Meltdown Button. None of which have an Instant Shut Off Valve when someone intentionally pushes my buttons to get a rise outa me or to just get attention. DO NOT tell me you are currently single and that you have only had one girl friend in the past 6 years... then I "find" your marriage license (to a different girl 2 years ago) online and when confronted you say "I left her 2 months after we got hitched and I forgot about her. I only married her because she needed a green card." NEVER neglect to do a back ground check if something doesn't feel just right... it doesn't hurt to protect yourself from scumbags and con artists. DO NOT paint my Craftsmen Tools pink just so you can tell my set from yours. Never allow your mother to snoop around and open my Route 66 box ("just because it was laying there and she was curious what kind of boots you like").... trust me, the shock will kill her.

07-30-2010, 10:00 PM	#179
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	don't make me snuggle all night after hot sex. i need space.

07-30-2010, 10:03 PM	#180
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