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03-16-2012, 09:16 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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 the Bee Gees! You're on your own with Manilow, though.
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03-17-2012, 11:42 AM
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Senior Member
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... 
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 No way! I'm gay! LOL! I was gobsmacked when my friend told me we were going to see Barry Manilow; at first I thought she was winding me up. We do that to each other sometimes. Unfortunately she wasn't joking! .gif "Say What?") I was mortified and sooo embarrassed I couldn't tell anyone for years after! LOL!I did get my own back on her a couple of years later! ...It was glorious! LOL! I wuite like the Bee Gees...
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03-19-2012, 06:28 AM
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Italian Stallion
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DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009
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Awkward.......
Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.
Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over. State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?" Me: "No sir" State Trooper: "License and Registration!" Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!" |
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03-19-2012, 06:47 AM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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that awkward moment when... you think you live on a huge farm by yourself with a private back yard that can't be seen from the road... so on a gloriously beautiful warm spring morning with the fields still covered in fog, you step outside with a puppy hanging over one arm like a rag doll, your curly hair all wild like Carrot Top, and dressed in your skimpiest PJ's because it was warm last night..... to be greeted by a
Duke Power employee..... I don't think he was looking at the words on my PJ top " Luck of the Irish" when he said "excuse me ma'am " |
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03-21-2012, 12:27 AM
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Infamous Member
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dat awkward moment when...
...you accidently send a bitchy i.m. to the person you're bitchin' about - oy, fml!!
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be true, be you, be brave.
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03-25-2012, 07:02 PM
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Senior Member
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Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! 
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That awkward moment when you don't REALLY understand what someone is saying and just nod along until they say "Ready?"
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03-25-2012, 07:58 PM
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Senior Member
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold 
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The awkward moment when you realize you just really don't give two hoots if someone is in your life or not and being able to tell them so....awkward but so empowering
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04-09-2012, 01:13 PM
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Timed Out
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You are telling your girl certain things and your lost in your own world just the two of you deep in the conversation .............. And a loud buzz ringing thru the air brings reality crashing back in
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04-09-2012, 03:52 PM
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Senior Member
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femme 
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when you have that ah...now i get it moment...
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04-09-2012, 05:20 PM
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Member
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Rainbow femme Preferred Pronoun?:
princess Relationship Status:
Married 
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That awkward moment when you're telling off your beloved for not answering your text and you pick up your phone to show him the text... only to realise you never pressed send...
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04-09-2012, 08:57 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when.... you are really looking forward to your "treat" and you pick up the Reddi Whip can, its chill giving you tingles of anticipation ...you tip it upside down and ..... the spout makes a gawd-awful noise that sounds like Canned Farts! ... ugggg!
So much for fantasy strawberry Smoothies! I think that loud noise would turn any fantasy into a laughing match! |
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04-09-2012, 09:05 PM
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Timed Out
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that awkward moment when ....
you are laughing with your friends about something and a loud fart slips out from laughing so hard you are texting on your phone,not paying attention and push the pull door you open what you think is ur wonderful,full of sugar soda,take a big swig and realize it was diet...and you have nowhere to spit it out |
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04-10-2012, 01:31 AM
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Senior Member
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A 
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04-10-2012, 05:14 AM
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Senior Member
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Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009
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I have a bad habit of wiping Mia's face with my T-shirt. Call me a dirty farm girl but I'm dirty most days which is why I wear a lot of men's t-shirts or clothes I don't mind messing up. Most of the time of the time I don't wear a bra and I have large * *. I run to lowes with Mia to grab some stuff for the garden. Without thinking I lift my tshirt (was a little flustered) and wipe her snotty nose revealing my belly and right breast. Thankfully there was only an old lady glaring at me like I was the devil. lol
I'm trying to remind myself to carry wipes. 
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04-10-2012, 09:24 PM
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Senior Member
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Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?:
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That awkward moment when ... in the middle of the night, you go outside in just your fuzzy bath robe, slippers and undies to finish a last minute car cleaning and packing .... when you lift a box from the trunk and proceed to shuffle to the porch... halfway there, you feel your undies start to slip below your hips... praying they stay up long enough to get inside and deposit box...
Now that's a darn good reason why I live way out in the boonies with the back porch facing away from the highway!... the wild critters around here only need ONE full moon per month! |
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04-11-2012, 06:15 AM
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Senior Member
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This is kinda like Sweets experience with Duke Power.
My original garden bed area is back next to the barn. I live in the country and my house and barn sit back from the road. I hate to wear much clothes. Especially when its hot. I was working in the garden and ripped my shirt off. I then walked towards the house only to confront the meter man. Needless to say I left my shirt in the garden. Now they read it electronically and I have a bunch of dogs. You can't come down the road without alerting them.
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04-11-2012, 07:06 AM
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Senior Member
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BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything Respectful! Relationship Status:
Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities...
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That awkward moment when…
… I am walking back from the local Dairy a little while ago and over my neighbour’s back garden fence, comes a bloke in nothing more than his Boxer shorts. This bloke nearly runs into me whilst looking back to see if the husband is running after him down the alley… It’s good to be home… I think, lol!
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04-11-2012, 07:31 AM
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Senior Member
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femme
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not so normal for us old folks snickers i love this thread now this is awkward...what happened to Glenn's post?
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Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward. |
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04-12-2012, 07:59 PM
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Senior Member
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Butch Relationship Status:
Perusing Join Date: Nov 2009
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that awkward moment when you tell your boss what to do
and he does it. |
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04-12-2012, 08:41 PM
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Junior Member
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Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
quiet and content
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That awkward moment when...
you are at the front desk of a hotel, about to check in for a hot little tryst with the butch of your dreams. You lean close, over that little plastic thing on the front desk in front of you, to whisper dirty little things in the ear of said butch, detailing what you plan to do once you are both in the private confines of your hotel room. Suddenly, you notice everyone turns around in unison to look at you. You look down and realize that the little plastic thing in front of you was a microphone. |
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