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05-07-2015, 12:15 AM
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The things I read around here!
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05-07-2015, 03:42 AM
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The forums here and people who seem to can't make up their minds about their profiles!
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Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation. It is said, " Some lives are linked across time..... Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages "...... |
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08-01-2015, 10:56 PM
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once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! 
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YALL WATCH THIS
While driving on a 2 lane highway in the mountains I met a string of traffic. It took a minute for me to realize what was holding them up....remember this is a highway not a side road.
ARE YALL READY FOR THIS? At the front of the pack was a guy riding a moped, steering with his right hand. His left hand was holding an electric push mower beside him, pulling it backwards down the highway at 30mph. He had the whole world hung up behind him. Oh geez I laughed soooo hard!
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08-02-2015, 07:37 PM
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While driving home this evening there was a beautiful sunset! Reds and blues bouncing off the Carolina evening sky. My co-pilot leaned up to take pictures of it out the front window, just as she took the picture [u know the delay a cell phone has] I pushed the windshield wiper button and sprayed the window and the wipers came on.....ROFLMAO!
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12-17-2015, 11:02 AM
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a male colleague calling me a perv lol.
let me explain. our company scans paperwork, & i have to sort it. this one piece of paperwork was a for a brochure, which just happened to have a woman leaning forward, with a low cut top. and no it wasnt that kind of "brochure" lol but i said to my colleague " i have to stop working on this, its making me a perv bc i want her to lean forward a bit more" he howled with laughter then said your such a perv lol now some of you may think this is sexist, but what can ya do when a woman is doing that in a picture for crying out loud. but sorry if this offends anyone, it was just one of those moments |
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12-20-2015, 03:32 PM
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I went to Ace Hardware. I bought an axe and a tarp.
I said to the cashier, maybe I should pay by cash...lol She just didn't get it. Axe...so Blaze can split firewood. Tarp...to cover the new ping pong table. Oh yeah, bungee cords too!
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12-20-2015, 08:44 PM
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12-20-2015, 08:48 PM
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Family Feud....I love this show, better than any recent sitcom. Steve Harvey cracks me up, even when he doesn't say anything sometimes
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it. |
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12-21-2015, 12:32 PM
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And again, little miss Jojo Lomelino...Italiana extraordinaire...:)
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07-27-2016, 08:21 PM
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Watching my roomie feed blueberries to her dog and mine. They both swallow everything you feed them whole. But not the blue berries. They didn't know what to do with them. They mouthed them, rolled them around, Skip picked his up and spit it out several times before he finally ate the first one
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07-27-2016, 08:47 PM
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I am use to people staring at me. I realize they are trying to figure out if I am male or female (how they miss the breasts is beyond me). I was waiting for my mom while she got x-rays done and I had her purse (which is becoming more common these days) and I notice a couple looking at me intensely. I think to myself it must be because of the bag (as I swing it awkwardly over my shoulder). Then I had to laugh because I knew it was really just me that confused them. Although the purse may have added to it. I need to talk to my mother about getting a purse that better suits me.
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08-02-2016, 03:08 PM
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lol, I just used the word doody in a sentence. And yes; I'm always this mature.
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08-02-2016, 04:07 PM
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My supervisor looking at me with a dumbfounded expression.
Yes. I stood up to her...
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08-02-2016, 06:00 PM
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a video clip of Colbert teaching Hillary how to eat cheesecake.
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12-01-2016, 08:22 PM
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Listening to my best friend tell several outrageously funny stories today, and both of us laughing so hard that they could hardly finish their story-telling. We cracked up so loud, while sitting in the truck, that I think bystanders were ready to call the cops on us for public intoxication!!
I needed that belly laugh!
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12-03-2016, 09:07 AM
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12-06-2016, 10:15 PM
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My roommate cracked me up....
I made oatmeal cranberry pecan cookies today... When I went to put them in a vacuum sealed container, he said "I don't know about that. Won't that suck the air out'a the cookies?"  
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12-10-2016, 11:30 AM
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Mentally Delicious
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This "children of the corn" moment with JD:
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12-11-2016, 05:40 PM
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Mentally Delicious
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Christas pigs and baby dinosaurs!
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12-11-2016, 05:43 PM
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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