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Old 05-19-2015, 04:31 PM   #19061
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Im upset if he says 'my nose will now grow' and it does that means he's lying? But he's really telling the truth because his nose grew? But in order for his nose to grow he has to tell a lie? Send help
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I have been thinking about this dog ever since you posted this yesterday. I lost my last dog and am having a hard time getting a replacement. I just haven't seen what I'm looking for. This is it.

On the other hand, sometimes I can be so selfish. I'm worried a dog will cramp my style. Yeah, sometimes I get on my own nerves.
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I don't understand the thinking behind posting a headshot on Grindr, thinking no one would make the connection?
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What gets me is the little one on the ground trying to help out with little paws.
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A bunch of Capitol Police officers have been such morons with their guns this year that their chief is actually requiring them to get training on how to go to the bathroom when they’re wearing their big boy holsters.

According to the AP, officers have left their guns behind in public bathrooms at least three times this year. One gun was found by a child.
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Scientists can tell us a lot about this young Egtved girl 3400 years AFTER her death. Great read, much more at the link.



In 1921, archaeologists exploring an ancient burial mound near Egtved, a village in Denmark, unearthed the grave of a girl estimated to have been 16 to 18 years old when she died.

Not much remained of her body — only some hair, teeth, nails, and bits of skin and brain — but scholars could tell a lot about her. Dressed in fine woolen clothing, with a bronze medallion on her belt that probably represented the sun, the Egtved Girl, as she came to be known, was believed to be a person of high status. She was buried with the cremated remains of a small child and a bark bucket that once contained beer. Analysis of the oak coffin in which she lay revealed that she died about 3,400 years ago.

This week, nearly a century after she was discovered, a team of researchers in Denmark filled in more detail of the Egtved Girl’s life story. By analyzing chemicals in her body and in the items in her coffin, they were able to surmise that she hadn’t been born in Denmark, that her diet lacked protein from time to time, and that she traveled widely in the final months of her life.

“Our study provides evidence for long-distance and periodically rapid mobility. Our findings compel us to rethink European Bronze Age mobility as highly dynamic, where individuals moved quickly, over long distances in relatively brief periods of time,” the researchers wrote, in a study published Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports.

More: http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...521-story.html


More details here: http://www.nature.com/srep/2015/1505...srep10431.html
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Police responded to Wills Memorial Park in La Plata, Maryland at around 7 a.m. yesterday after a caller reported seeing a woman pushing a child in a swing for “an unusually long period of time.” From WUSA:

The 24-year-old mother and her son may have been at the park since the day before, officials said. When officers got to the park, they found the woman pushing the three-year-old in a swing at the playground. Officers noticed right away that the boy was dead.
According to authorities, the toddler showed no obvious signs of trauma. The Office of the Medical Examiner in Baltimore is scheduled to perform an autopsy to determine the boy’s cause of death.
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So weird...I find the same to be true for me!
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