Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 969

Tierney · 08-06-2015, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A. Spectre

What kind of a kid were you?

Take the quiz

http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/HDAlrUAkg...Guess+Kind+Kid

Ace was a studious clown AND jock. It was great making all A's, many of my little girl classmates wanted to sit close because I told them they could copy my tests. They wanted good grades and I wanted to sit close to them. Win and win.

I had to do it - you should have started a thread with this Ace.

You Are A Smartypants

Nothing made you happier than turning in extra credit and receiving a big red A+ for your effort. You lived for exams and getting placed in advanced classes and you prided yourself on learning new things even in your spare time. You probably went on to start a brilliant tech company, right?

(edited to add I started a thread).. laughing.

cookie-face · 08-06-2015, 06:11 PM

A. Spectre · 08-06-2015, 11:01 PM

kittygrrl · 08-07-2015, 04:42 AM

kittygrrl · 08-07-2015, 04:45 AM

BestButchBoy · 08-07-2015, 05:27 AM

Kobi · 08-07-2015, 08:14 AM

Degotoga · 08-07-2015, 07:06 PM

Orema · 08-08-2015, 06:06 AM

Kobi · 08-08-2015, 06:07 AM

BestButchBoy · 08-08-2015, 07:04 AM

What? You mean I'm not?

BestButchBoy · 08-08-2015, 07:36 AM

angelface · 08-08-2015, 11:21 AM

Degotoga · 08-08-2015, 12:48 PM

Degotoga · 08-08-2015, 03:30 PM

kittygrrl · 08-08-2015, 03:54 PM

A. Spectre · 08-08-2015, 04:41 PM

afrcnqueen · 08-09-2015, 12:38 PM

According to Napoleon G. Stevenson:

Here are some sure ways maintain a normal level of insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS

Smiling · 08-09-2015, 01:09 PM

lol, you just don't even know how much I loved this post. It's going to be very difficult for me to refrain from making mischief now.

I blame you for any and all fallout, lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by afrcnqueen

According to Napoleon G. Stevenson:

Here are some sure ways maintain a normal level of insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars.... See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, yelling 'Run for Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS

Daniela · 08-09-2015, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smiling

lol, you just don't even know how much I loved this post. It's going to be very difficult for me to refrain from making mischief now.

I blame you for any and all fallout, lol.

LOL, #7...is real!

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08-09-2015, 12:38 PM	#19378
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