Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 970

afrcnqueen · 08-09-2015, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Smiling

lol, you just don't even know how much I loved this post. It's going to be very difficult for me to refrain from making mischief now.

I blame you for any and all fallout, lol.

Smiling, you are very welcome! Lol
You also have my blessing and permission to go crazy with any of them

afrcnqueen · 08-09-2015, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Daniela

LOL, #7...is real!

Daniela, I stand corrected! Haha
My favorite that is not on the list is going to or calling a store and asking for 'Organic Water' the expressions I get are priceless

Genesis · 08-09-2015, 08:46 PM

Orema · 08-10-2015, 07:12 AM

Orema · 08-10-2015, 08:42 AM

You don't have to accept every invitation to an argument.

So says Arwen.

Kobi · 08-10-2015, 08:44 AM

BestButchBoy · 08-10-2015, 09:29 AM

Kätzchen · 08-10-2015, 10:42 AM

A. Spectre · 08-11-2015, 07:26 AM

Who in blazes invented the clamshell packaging?! The evil bastid!

I have tried EVERYTHING to open. Chainsaws, flame throwers, machetes. Then I saw this product and thought YES! But wait......HOW DO I OPEN THIS!!

Wait! I'll just use a pair of scissors but HOW DO I GET TO THEM?!

This is a plot by emergency rooms and hospitals isn't it?

Thousands Injured by "Diabolical" Packaging

http://www.treehugger.com/green-food...packaging.html

Around six thousand people a year wind up in emergency rooms with lacerations and puncture wounds caused by clamshell/oyster packaging. Some injuries are caused by the jagged edges of half-opened, hard-plastic wrappers. Others occur when the a frustrated consumers use tools such as knives, scissors or wire cutters. These implements, often taken up in anger, have a tendency to glance off the nigh-impenetrable packaging and wound the hands that wield them. The clamshell packaging is favored by retailers and manufacturers. The clear plastic allows consumers to see the product they are purchasing. The tough exterior deters theft and protects the devices within from damage. Oyster packaging also instills the consumer with a subconscious feeling that their purchase is pristine, untouched by human hands. Ironically, the first human hands to touch the product out of the package are often injured.

"Diabolical" Packaging Practices
From American Medical News

F it! I'll just rent this to open my package.

Daniela · 08-11-2015, 11:52 AM

Spoiled Kid Tries To Get New Ferrari By Setting Fire To Old One

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The 20-year-old son of a Swiss millionaire deliberately set his Ferrari 458 Italia on fire in the hopes of getting a newer, better Ferrari. Just think about it from his side: he wanted a new one.

See? I think you’re starting to understand here. According to the New York Daily News he wanted a newer, better Ferrari, and because he was afraid to confront his father (who, by the way, gives him up to $10,000 a month for the important job of holding his genes) and tell him that no, this Ferrari 458 Italia no longer suits my rigorous needs, he took the only course of action available: arson.

It’s worth mentioning that he has 14 other cars, so you can really see the bind he was in. Only one of those other cars was a Lambo, too. Kid’s up against a wall here.

Orema · 08-12-2015, 05:25 AM

America loves bullies. Shame on us.

Kobi · 08-12-2015, 06:12 AM

A. Spectre · 08-13-2015, 07:10 AM

Meet Wyatt Scott, running as an independent candidate for the Canadian Parliament. He is running the most interesting, "crazy", artistic ad campaign on television. This guy gets a pat on the back from me for being innovative. We have The Donald, Canada has this guy. Envious I am...

Look! He can take out robots!

OMG they have huge geese up there!

He is even nice to aliens! Here, they would be pulverized by our military might!

Daniela · 08-13-2015, 07:44 AM

A Mouse Stewed in Michelle Rodriguez's Piss Is What Finally Broke Bear Grylls

CherryWine · 08-14-2015, 11:56 AM

This happened to me again today at the "why are you doing this" distance. This time the lady was balancing on one leg, holding her lunch in a box top with both hands, and using her other leg to hold the door open, so I really had to pick up the pace. Awkward, indeed.

A. Spectre · 08-14-2015, 12:06 PM

Degotoga · 08-14-2015, 12:30 PM

Degotoga · 08-14-2015, 02:25 PM

Kobi · 08-15-2015, 08:06 AM

BestButchBoy · 08-15-2015, 08:13 AM

08-10-2015, 07:12 AM	#19384
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08-11-2015, 07:26 AM	#19389
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,078 Times in 1,496 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Who in blazes invented the clamshell packaging?! The evil bastid! I have tried EVERYTHING to open. Chainsaws, flame throwers, machetes. Then I saw this product and thought YES! But wait......HOW DO I OPEN THIS!! Wait! I'll just use a pair of scissors but HOW DO I GET TO THEM?! This is a plot by emergency rooms and hospitals isn't it? Thousands Injured by "Diabolical" Packaging http://www.treehugger.com/green-food...packaging.html Around six thousand people a year wind up in emergency rooms with lacerations and puncture wounds caused by clamshell/oyster packaging. Some injuries are caused by the jagged edges of half-opened, hard-plastic wrappers. Others occur when the a frustrated consumers use tools such as knives, scissors or wire cutters. These implements, often taken up in anger, have a tendency to glance off the nigh-impenetrable packaging and wound the hands that wield them. The clamshell packaging is favored by retailers and manufacturers. The clear plastic allows consumers to see the product they are purchasing. The tough exterior deters theft and protects the devices within from damage. Oyster packaging also instills the consumer with a subconscious feeling that their purchase is pristine, untouched by human hands. Ironically, the first human hands to touch the product out of the package are often injured. "Diabolical" Packaging Practices From American Medical News F it! I'll just rent this to open my package. __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

08-12-2015, 05:25 AM	#19391
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08-13-2015, 07:10 AM	#19393
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,078 Times in 1,496 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Meet Wyatt Scott, running as an independent candidate for the Canadian Parliament. He is running the most interesting, "crazy", artistic ad campaign on television. This guy gets a pat on the back from me for being innovative. We have The Donald, Canada has this guy. Envious I am... Look! He can take out robots! OMG they have huge geese up there! He is even nice to aliens! Here, they would be pulverized by our military might! __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

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08-14-2015, 11:56 AM	#19395
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,006 Times in 2,182 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	This happened to me again today at the "why are you doing this" distance. This time the lady was balancing on one leg, holding her lunch in a box top with both hands, and using her other leg to hold the door open, so I really had to pick up the pace. Awkward, indeed.

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