Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It

[Angeltoes]

[A. Spectre]

I usually avoid internet "memes" posting on this thread, but this one is just too powerful not to share with my pals here on the Planet.




*think I have a speck in my eye

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[Genesis]

[Orema]

5 Do-It-Yourself Christmas Trees

[A. Spectre]

2 Nuns and a Blind Man

*The following is a bit cheeky, you have been warned.

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits.

After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"


*Ace has always had a thing for nuns, hard habit to break. Probably have 2 of all the "Nuns having fun" calendars ever made.

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http://www.aol.com/article/2015/12/1...usaolp00001348

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[Daniela]

[Daniela]

[genghisfawn]

What a time of year. What a shitty little time of year... in some respects, while others are fine. Or will be. Give it time.

It's my little brother's birthday today - he would have been 25. He died a year and a half ago from cardiac arrest following two grand mal seizures. I applied self-care vigorously in the form of a hot bath (alone - no pets), a few repeats of "The Valley" by Jane Siberry and performed by kd lang accompanied by violent bawling, and doing the dishes by hand because the seal on the dishwasher is buggered. One of the highlights was the coffee with cinnamon, cardamom and heavy farm cream. Delightful.

The butch is away at work, and we're texting back and forth when her bus arrives at time points - her father, 5 hours away, is dying of cancer. The family there are pleading with him to go into hospice, but his ambiguous walk between dementia and lucidity are making the process very difficult. None of them are accustomed to care work. Husband and I will bring my brother's transport chair, some handy lift and transfer techniques, baking from my mother and as many presents as we've been able to scrape together this year. Presents. Fucking presents.

I was working again with makeup in the bathroom today, trying to find a way to use fairly limited products to cover the scar between my eyebrows. Being a femme with a facial scar that looks like Voldemort had a go at me is destroying me, but the plastic surgeons are backed up with boob jobs, I guess.

I'm unemployed after taking a certificate in judicial services. The money isn't flowing, and I have an admittedly unhealthy habit of determining my self-worth based on my financial productivity. I've been poor, and I've been very comfortable - it's hard to go back and forth.

The house is dark, and I'm nested in blankets, going through marathon government job applications and bilingual written tests. There's a cat in this assemblage somewhere, and the dog is on my feet. Any job that doesn't literally bore me to tears will do, I swear.

[A. Spectre]

Just a little something I found on the web.

[Angeltoes]

This candy is sold all around the world but not here. Look at the size of the egg. It's too big to swallow. Isn't it?


American Children Finally Deemed Smart Enough To Eat Kinder Eggs
The European candy with a toy in it is finally coming to America, sort of.




Technically, Kinder Eggs, with their glorious chocolate deliciousness, are not coming to America.





Instead we get a knock off from New Jersey called Choco Treasure....

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