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Old 07-10-2017, 10:38 AM   #201
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Why do rich people get to be labeled eccentric, but poor people crazy?
Because money talks!

Why do zombies get nervous around naked people?
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Because money talks!

Why do zombies get nervous around naked people?
That's just an act, secretly zombies are dirty ole pervs!

Why is it that the smallest, tiniest. person who barely weights a hundred pounds soaking wet always sounds like an elephant walking across the floor when they are your upstairs neighbor?
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That's just an act, secretly zombies are dirty ole pervs!

Why is it that the smallest, tiniest. person who barely weights a hundred pounds soaking wet always sounds like an elephant walking across the floor when they are your upstairs neighbor?
because they want to have space
why worms don't talk?
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because they want to have space
why worms don't talk?

Because they signed an Non-disclosure agreement and are gagged!

Why is it, that person in front of you, at the drive-thru window, holds up the line asking a million questions while you're just wanting to get a soft drink and be on your way?
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Because they signed an Non-disclosure agreement and are gagged!

Why is it, that person in front of you, at the drive-thru window, holds up the line asking a million questions while you're just wanting to get a soft drink and be on your way?
because the universe want to tell you something😅
Why alexia talks so much?
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because the universe want to tell you something😅
Why alexia talks so much?


Alexia is an "A" type personality, she must talk it's her nature, it's all about Alexia......

Why is it that, no matter whatever line you pick at the grocery check-out it always ends up with some sna·fu?
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Alexia is an "A" type personality, she must talk it's her nature, it's all about Alexia......

Why is it that, no matter whatever line you pick at the grocery check-out it always ends up with some sna·fu?
because it's the rule to make you lose it 😅
Why lucky luke was ao silent?
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because it's the rule to make you lose it 😅
Why lucky luke was ao silent?
Lucky Luke really was so lucky! As a small child his mother cut his tongue out..

Why is that my checking account NEVER balances?
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Lucky Luke really was so lucky! As a small child his mother cut his tongue out..

Why is that my checking account NEVER balances?
because the little mouse have yet to pay you back 😅
Why the paper never wins?
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because the little mouse have yet to pay you back 😅
Why the paper never wins?
Because rock, and scissors are stronger!

Why do you always hurt the one you love?
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Because rock, and scissors are stronger!

Why do you always hurt the one you love?
Because you can't control everything 👀☺
Why the sun is so faaaaarrrrr?
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Because you can't control everything ��☺
Why the sun is so faaaaarrrrr?
The sun has always been known to be anti-social!

Why is it that when a person goes shopping and has extra $$ in their pocket to spend they never find anything to buy, but when they shop while pinching pennies, they find tons of stuff they'd love to buy?
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Lucky Luke really was so lucky! As a small child his mother cut his tongue out..

Why is that my checking account NEVER balances?
Bring it to zero, it will balance.

What is the best set water temperature if you have a dishwasher?
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Bring it to zero, it will balance.

What is the best set water temperature if you have a dishwasher?
cold water to show them were to go😅
Where can you find a penny?
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Bring it to zero, it will balance.

What is the best set water temperature if you have a dishwasher?
As long as someone else is washing the dishes, they can set the temp at whatever they wish!

Why is it, that the grocery cart you select is ALWAYS the one with that funky wheel thingy?
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As long as someone else is washing the dishes, they can set the temp at whatever they wish!

Why is it, that the grocery cart you select is ALWAYS the one with that funky wheel thingy?
you've been hypnotized once getting in ☺
Why jeans are called jeans?
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you've been hypnotized once getting in ☺
Why jeans are called jeans?

Because it just wouldn't sound right if they were called Bills..

Why does the heel on a high heel shoe always break off at the most inopportune time?
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Because it just wouldn't sound right if they were called Bills..

Why does the heel on a high heel shoe always break off at the most inopportune time?
to make you heel much master 😅
Why donald is always grumpy?
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to make you heel much master 😅
Why donald is always grumpy?
Cause he isn't Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy and Sleepy, though he is Dopey.

What's faster: a two wheel cart with 1 horse or a 4 wheel cart with 4 horses?
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Sidebar: We have an Alexia, so today I asked her if she considers herself an "A" type personality. She answered in the affirmative......
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