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Old 07-07-2015, 06:43 PM   #18761
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Playing word games with a new friend; working an extremely short shift at work; getting treated to take out by a co-worker; being greeted by a silly cat who acts as if I've been gone forever
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Actually, it made me laugh out loud!

So, I have Sadie in the bathtub tonight bathing her. Know that we are talking about a dog that rarely if ever misbehaves. I get her all soaped up from head to tail, and just as I reach for the handheld shower, she jumps out of the tub and goes flying through the house like a mad woman! You know that run they do when they are real excited? Tail tucked, eyes popped and flying all over the place! That was her! The mistake I made was laughing when I saw her running around like that. So, I tell her to get back in the bathtub, but she knew she had the upper hand because I laughed, and she starts flying around more crazily as though she was trying to entertain me. Finally I got her back in the tub and all was well, but I wish I had gotten it on video.
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Someone tickled my funny bone...it felt good to laugh, it has been too long.
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Old 07-09-2015, 01:30 PM   #18766
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Falling asleep on the phone... I slept so well after that.
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My Mom and I had lunch today at the Wegman's Market Café (she had never gone there - the HORROR). It made me smile and well ok, laugh for real, when she was eating her bbq chicken and said "Damnnnnn this is some good cheekon" (and yes she said it like cheeeekon).

Maybe you had to be there.

Oh, and my smile right now - someone popping in to say Hi.
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Old 07-09-2015, 05:11 PM   #18768
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The humor continued from yesterday and a couple of the bridezillas playing along.



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It's been an extremely long week, but I'm finally where I need to be.

Dinner and long conversation with my Mom.
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I'm babysitting the biggest cat on earth. He weighs about 25 pounds and has two dads, who are on vacation in Italy. I have a basket of toys for the big cat in the living room, and this morning all the toys were strewn around the room—all except the little grey mice he left in the basket.

He's clearly a bird man, not a mice man.
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I found my very first geocache using the geocaching app that my daughter told me about!

I'm so excited that we share this hobby; she will be here soon and I will be ever so happy to have a geocaching buddy...other than my poodle...since he rarely helps...lol
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Last year, a Galapagos sea lion named Panchita was caught up in a net, which left deep cuts all over her body. She managed to make it to this hotel, where animal advocates nursed her back to health for 3 months. After she was fully healed, she was released back into the wild. But every day, she returns to rest with the humans who rescued her, after being out at sea all day. She is now pregnant and expecting within a month.
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My ex-boss and friend stopping by this evening to give me a , it was really good to see her. Made my day.
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I told my daughter I was going to a renaissance fair tomorrow. She burst out laughing so I started laughing too...now I'm wondering why she thought it was so funny... was it a "good for you Mom" laugh or a "that's just so dumb, Mom" laugh?... but we both laughed till we had tears in our eyes and that felt wonderful.
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The club I went to had this on tap....oh my yum! <3
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