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Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
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Why is a fire truck red?
"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve. And there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler. And Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. And the ship sailed across the seas. And, in the seas are fish, and fish have fins. And the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. And fire trucks are always "russian" around (according to the Monty Pythonesque application of principles of logic and etymology)." -----☆-----☆-----☆-----☆-----☆-----☆-----☆----- The random "stupid" question above is provided courtesy of my bff's daughter who got the comical "stupid answer" by asking S-voice, an application available on most smart phones, about the color of fire trucks.
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I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt
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oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe.
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Oh if it's root beer soda that would be a root beer float, very enjoyable I might add
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