R.I.P. Ding Dongs - Page 4

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 03:10 PM

tara_kerrie · 11-17-2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guy

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hostess-Twin...item484bb2703f

That is pitiful. I should make a trip to wal-mart to sell twinkies on ebay!

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 05:06 PM

*Anya* · 11-17-2012, 05:21 PM

How long do Twinkies last anyway?

Even if they freeze, at a certain point, if everyone eats them: they will all be gone.

I have an vision of people all across America (the globe?) gorging themselves on Twinkies right about now.

What will state fairs do without Twinkies to deep fry?

The mind wanders...

Glenn · 11-17-2012, 05:36 PM

After two boxes... it's so over.. I Od'd.;P

Daywalker · 11-17-2012, 05:51 PM

The sales on their shit must be bewildering the CEO's right now.

Serves them right for smashing the Company into the wall

Bastards.

Sun · 11-17-2012, 06:52 PM

Make your own Twinkie

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 07:48 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 11-17-2012, 07:57 PM

I don't think this auction beats the Jesus face on a buttered piece of toast.

Silly peeps. Twinkies real, Jesus face on toast?

The_Lady_Snow · 11-17-2012, 08:57 PM

Sun · 11-18-2012, 02:29 AM

Sun · 11-18-2012, 02:51 AM

Not to put a sick twist on this whole thing but did anyone notice that Dan White of the famous "Twinkie Defense" only lived to be 39 years old?

Wonder what that says about his Twinkie diet.

In a bizarre twist of fate the date of his death, not the year, is the same date
Oct 21st, that was named "Leslie Feinberg day in San Francisco (2007)

Just some random data that popped into my over caffeinated brain.

The_Lady_Snow · 11-18-2012, 09:27 AM

Turkey Stuffed With Twinkies Is, In Fact, An Actual Recipe From The 'Twinkies Cookbook'

There is an infinite number of recipes and iterations for turkey and stuffing. We can appreciate a new twist on a classic, but the recipe for "Twinkling Turkey" from the Twinkies Cookbook has us a bit wary.

In the recipe below, the cake part of the Twinkie is used as a stuffing ingredient while the cream filling becomes a sauce for turkey. For the stuffing, Twinkies and a Hostess corn muffin mix are combined with diced apple and stuffed into the bird. For the sauce, the cream filling is combined with honey and brushed on the turkey during the last fifteen minutes of roasting. Sure, it's a creative use of a Twinkie, but creativity doesn't always translate into tastiness. See the full recipe after the poll.

Quick Poll
Would you eat Twinkling Turkey?
Yes, anything made with Twinkies deserves to be eaten.

No way, Twinkies do not belong in stuffing.

I'm not sure.

Twinkling Turkey (serves 15 to 20)
Ingredients
1 (8 1/2 ounce) package yellow corn muffin mix, prepared and baked according to package instructions
6 Twinkies halves lengthwise
1 (14-18-pound) turkey
1 tart apple, peeled, cored and diced
1/4 cup honey

Instructions
Remove the muffins from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

Scrape the creme-filling out of the Twinkies with a small spoon and reserve in small bowl.

Cut the Twinkie pastry into cubes and spread in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake for 8 – 10 minutes, until lightly toasted. Remove from oven and allow to cool completely. Decrease the oven temperature to 325 degrees.

Rinse the turkey. Crumble muffins into a bowl, add the apple and toasted Twinkies and mix lightly. Loosely stuff the mixture into the turkey and truss the legs. Place the turkey, breast side up, on a rack set in a roasting pan. Roast the turkey for 12 to 15 minutes per pound, until the thigh temperature reaches 175 degrees to 180 degrees and the juices run clear.

In a small bowl, combine the honey with the reserved creme filling and mix well. Brush the turkey with the honey mixture during the last ten to fifteen minutes of roasting time.

Remove the turkey from the oven and let stand for 20 minutes before carving.

Miss Scarlett · 11-18-2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn

After two boxes... it's so over.. I Od'd.;P

*Hands Glenn some Tums*

SleepyButch · 11-18-2012, 10:14 AM

I woke up with a craving for ding dongs this morning.. wth.. I haven't had a ding dong in years. Figures.. I want something I can't have. I might have to go in search of the elusive ding dong!

SleepyButch · 11-18-2012, 12:58 PM

Okay so I thought I would be okay reverting back to Drake's cakes.. you know .. devil dogs... ring dings...yankee doodles... etc.. I had those more as a kid because we lived on the east coast. Now I find out that hostess owns them and they are closing down as well!!! This is a serious bummer for today because of a memory.. way back in the day.. my dad had a CB radio.. remember those?? His handle was devil dog.. so, being the little kid that I was.. I was the devil dog jr., I would walk around with my walkie talkie and could actually get some cbs on it from time to time.

Ah well... RIP Drakes Cakes

Okiebug61 · 11-18-2012, 02:13 PM

I don't know how regional these are but if you dont' know about them here is the link

http://www.littledebbie.com/products/cakes_brownies.asp

ruffryder · 11-18-2012, 05:08 PM

I'm still sad since the news broke.

Damnnnn moon pies too! Not to mention the famous twinkie, ding dong, and one of my favs too, zingers! sheeeesh. Love the names they came up with. I can't help but hope and wait someone, some one will buy it up and continue making these treats! If I had the money, I would!! How about all of us from BFP buy it up give each other jobs and become a ding dong, twinkie, queer family.

There's always Little Debbie snack cakes *sigh*

Dean Thoreau · 11-18-2012, 05:19 PM

I think perhpas if the CEO and the other corporate executives had not given themselves massive raises during their first and second bankruptcy filings..twinkies would not have to worry about extinction. However, considering the shelf life of twinkies and the number of them ensconced in Time capsules I would say they will be around one more millennium!

ruffryder · 11-18-2012, 06:18 PM

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11-18-2012, 10:14 AM	#75
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,510 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,244 Times in 2,753 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I woke up with a craving for ding dongs this morning.. wth.. I haven't had a ding dong in years. Figures.. I want something I can't have. I might have to go in search of the elusive ding dong! __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

11-18-2012, 12:58 PM	#76
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,510 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,244 Times in 2,753 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Okay so I thought I would be okay reverting back to Drake's cakes.. you know .. devil dogs... ring dings...yankee doodles... etc.. I had those more as a kid because we lived on the east coast. Now I find out that hostess owns them and they are closing down as well!!! This is a serious bummer for today because of a memory.. way back in the day.. my dad had a CB radio.. remember those?? His handle was devil dog.. so, being the little kid that I was.. I was the devil dog jr., I would walk around with my walkie talkie and could actually get some cbs on it from time to time. Ah well... RIP Drakes Cakes __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

11-18-2012, 02:13 PM	#77
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11-18-2012, 05:08 PM	#78
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I'm still sad since the news broke. Damnnnn moon pies too! Not to mention the famous twinkie, ding dong, and one of my favs too, zingers! sheeeesh. Love the names they came up with. I can't help but hope and wait someone, some one will buy it up and continue making these treats! If I had the money, I would!! How about all of us from BFP buy it up give each other jobs and become a ding dong, twinkie, queer family. There's always Little Debbie snack cakes sigh

11-18-2012, 05:19 PM	#79
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