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11-07-2009, 02:51 PM
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fucku haiku
"A haiku is a non-rhymed verse genre, conveying an image or feeling in two parts spread over three lines. There are 5 syllables in the first sentence, 7 in the second and 5 again in the last sentence." Get cut off in traffic? Is your boss an asshat? Hate your upstairs neighbor? Now that you know the rules, why don't you tell us how you really feel? Here's mine: Left lane parasite don't you know it's for passing? move the hell over Last edited by Mister Bent; 11-07-2009 at 02:54 PM. Reason: fontage |
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11-07-2009, 02:58 PM
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a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status:
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That Damn Dog I Love
You poop in my house.
You're ten months old now, you know?! What is your problem? |
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11-08-2009, 08:33 AM
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i do what i want :) Relationship Status:
well, i'm not banging my ex anymore, so that's good ;) 
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new space and fresh paint
ghosts of past tensions linger i am cynical |
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11-15-2009, 01:59 PM
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boil on my ass
hiding beneath soft veneer still, I can see you
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken |
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11-15-2009, 02:44 PM
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Look me in the eye
And say that with a straight face Go on, I dare you |
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11-15-2009, 02:56 PM
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Bengals belong in zoos
How can they take down Steeltown Ezee screams outrage!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken |
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11-16-2009, 08:54 AM
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11-16-2009, 08:57 AM
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You think it's easy
but you forget blonde moments that I seem to have.
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09-16-2010, 09:05 PM
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I want a deep love.
I won't settle, not one inch. I want eight inches. |
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01-15-2011, 06:18 PM
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passive aggressive...
the fuckedupedest of traits - but... what the hell... eh? |
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01-17-2011, 08:49 PM
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Timed Out
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Conversation's great!
Be open, honest and real, Or it doesn't work. |
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01-17-2011, 09:12 PM
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untangling slinkies
at the dining room table neverending job no one could agree on how many syllables that goddamn word had |
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01-18-2011, 10:44 PM
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Taken by surprise.....
I'm truly blown away, YES! My art is selling! |
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01-19-2011, 08:10 PM
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Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A 
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No mood for cooking
fresh veggies don't cook themselves neither does the fish  
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03-25-2011, 09:12 AM
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ode to AWOL hot water:
I like hot water
The better to bathe with I'm feeling grody
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03-25-2011, 09:54 AM
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Sissy calls me names.
I like it because it's true. Sissy is a tramp. |
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03-25-2011, 10:10 AM
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second attempt at
post office to retrieve mail send luck and patience
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"The world in which you were born is just one model of reality.
Other cultures are not failed attempts at being you; they are unique manifestations of the human spirit." ~Wade Davis |
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03-25-2011, 10:27 AM
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Mentally Delicious
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Lots to do today
but want to play in the yard! Work can SO suck it!
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01-23-2012, 05:23 AM
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Addiction be damned
A higher purpose at hand It's time to evolve
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