Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

mythy · 10-07-2014, 08:49 AM

When there was no one about he got himself out
had a right good stretch and a scratch
and set off across Amblethwaite Common
to find a wildebeest or summat to catch

There were nowt but a hedgehog and he couldn't eat that
then he wound up in Hector Scholes yard
where he came nose to nose wi' a rottweiler called Rose
and thought "flippin eck she looks hard"

The rottweiler were nice cos she stopped and thought twice about swallowin' our poor Dave whole
and said "alright there love then says "heavens above,
you need a good feed wheres me bowl"

10-07-2014, 08:49 AM	#33
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503251	poem When there was no one about he got himself out had a right good stretch and a scratch and set off across Amblethwaite Common to find a wildebeest or summat to catch There were nowt but a hedgehog and he couldn't eat that then he wound up in Hector Scholes yard where he came nose to nose wi' a rottweiler called Rose and thought "flippin eck she looks hard" The rottweiler were nice cos she stopped and thought twice about swallowin' our poor Dave whole and said "alright there love then says "heavens above, you need a good feed wheres me bowl"