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Old 07-01-2020, 08:55 AM   #981
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When instead if saying "hold my beer" you say "hold my pill"! 😂😂😂
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When filling out online forms and you have to scroll and scroll to find your birth year
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When you reminisce about the good old days when weed was named for the region it came from: Maui Wowee, Acapulco Gold, Thai Stick, Jamaican, Mexican, home grown.
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You're familiar with an electric heating pad that you use when you have an injury or sore muscle or cramps?
Well, you know you're getting older when you result to using a heating BLANKET from your shoulders to your toes, or from your middle to your toes, on the high setting because EVERYTHING hurts and a little heating pad just won't cover it.
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Running to get somewhere? Slow down, you will get there.
Not having a nap? Forget the rest of the day.
Things that use to bother you does not anymore.
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Leisure time takes on a whole new meaning.
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When I remember how old these guys looked to me back in 1972. Like grandparents. Slow dancers too.

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I was looking at a photo of a middle-aged couple and I thought “boy they are getting old”…. Then I recognized the couple and they were young folks I knew back in the day! How did they get old? They got old, so what the hell does that make me!

Man does that awareness bring it home!
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Wild parties can't hold your interest.
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Wild party? Someone say something about a wild party, eh? Where? when? Am I invited? Guess, I'd better get this fakakta hearing aid fixed!
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When you stand with the door open, staring into the fridge and can't remember what you came for, or why you're looking in there. Till you finally give up, hope it comes to you later. Over and over again trying to remember what is it until finally it clicks – hearing aid batteries. Why would I be storing them in there – nobody stores them in there anymore. I'm pretty sure it's one of the Audiologist Ten Commandments – Thou shalt not store hearing aid batteries in the refrigerator. Well fortunately I'm not storing the milk where the hearing aid batteries should be kept.
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When doing yard work means your body will hurt for 3 days after LOLOLOL
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When doing yard work means your body will hurt for 3 days after LOLOLOL
This is my time to do yardwork too, preparing for a good gardening season. First day of work laid me up a couple days but I am back in the swing of things!
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When yardwork means the kid down the street and your wallet.
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1) you are continually thankful you have no yard to groom.

2) you have "closed captions" on and bitch if anyone suggests they get turned off.

3) you stop asking people what they said after asking twice.
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When you are getting older and mixing with older folks you realize that older does not necessarily mean wiser.
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