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or if she likes sweets
 The World's Largest Gummy Worm is 128 times more massive than a traditional gummy worm. Measuring twenty-six inches long and weighing in at approximately 3 pounds, the World's Largest Gummy Worm is the most delicious 4,000-calorie candy worm in existence. Each World's Largest Gummy Worm features dual flavors, a ribbed body, and a five inch girth. It makes an amazing gift for now or later. |
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02-06-2011, 02:10 PM
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ribbed body, and a large girth. .gif "Say What?")
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden   |
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02-06-2011, 03:32 PM
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Yeah some like those ribbed condoms....I mean...
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02-06-2011, 03:47 PM
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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Said in my FBG squeal
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They tickle *giggle*
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden |
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02-06-2011, 04:42 PM
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I would suggest something from the heart of course and this doesn't have to cost a cent or very little.
Write: a poem about her. a song to her. a story involving her. Draw her a bath, light candles and take her in there, undress her, and leave her there alone to enjoy. This says it is about "her". Play romantic music. Dance with her. Make her a card with glitter and bows. Rent a move...like say, "Sleepless in Seattle". Cuddle, drink a glass of wine.....and don't forget to laugh.
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02-09-2011, 08:17 PM
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Is anyone, besides me, thinking if I brought home Jack's functional and practical emergency bra and Guy's 4000 calorie double headed dildo gummie worm, there would be new meaning to doghouse and sleeping on the couch? 
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02-09-2011, 08:34 PM
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MILLION $$$ PUSSY
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Nice bra!!!!
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"If you’re going to play these dirty games of ours, then you might as well indulge completely. It’s all about turning back into an animal and that’s the beauty of it. Place your guilt on the sidewalk and take a blow torch to it (guilt is usually worthless anyway). Be perverted, be filthy, do things that mannered people shouldn’t do. If you’re going to be gross then go for it and don’t wimp out."---Master Aiden |
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02-09-2011, 08:34 PM
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02-12-2011, 07:14 AM
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So broke college student...
hmmm... which is her favorite opera? I say... get the keys to her apt clean the heck out of it make her fav dinner have her favorite opera playing or check the dvd out at the library and watch it together... take a picture of yourself, print it out and put it in a frame... maybe with a coupon from you to do something incredibly sweet for her... (or something she likes but doesn't get very often) If you think about her, then you will know what to do for her... Don't think so much about what to buy, but what makes her eyes light up and her face get soft... If you think about it, it will come...
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