Favorite Euphemisms for Sex - Page 2

The JD · 10-06-2013, 11:05 AM

Shakespeare never gets old, it seems. "Making the beast with two backs" always makes me laugh. Well, the phrase, not the act.

Though sometimes the act does too.

o'queery · 10-06-2013, 12:05 PM

The "Dirty South"

"Downward Spiral"

"Into the Flood"

"Big Love Mess"

NitroChrys_Butch · 10-06-2013, 12:05 PM

Horizontal Rumble or Backseat Driving (Yes, because I sometimes operate on that 17 year old level)

NitroChrys_Butch · 10-06-2013, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks

Something like that.

Well now... that calls for a ^5...

Heavenleahangel · 10-06-2013, 12:21 PM

"The hibbidy dibidty" "The Two juan foo" "Scroggin" these are all redneck terms incase you don't recognize them

Clarence Carter's "Strokin' "

puddin' · 10-06-2013, 02:47 PM

gettin' jiggy

attack on the pink fortress

spelunking the bat cave

ONLY · 10-06-2013, 04:02 PM

SS, my girl

says "doing the horizontal mambo"

Girl_On_Fire · 10-06-2013, 05:03 PM

'Playing hide the carrot' lol!

Heavenleahangel · 10-06-2013, 05:26 PM

Playing Hide the salami

Having whoopee pie"]

The JD · 10-06-2013, 05:29 PM

Some of these names make me want to never have sex again. Or at least not while I'm thinking of this thread.

Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex while standing up?

A: Because God might think they're dancing.

10-06-2013, 11:05 AM	#21
The JD Be the Fearless Bunny How Do You Identify?: Hers. Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Medusa’s Snake Charmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: This must be the place. Posts: 649 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,740 Thanked 2,686 Times in 540 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	a REALLY oldie but goodie Shakespeare never gets old, it seems. "Making the beast with two backs" always makes me laugh. Well, the phrase, not the act. Though sometimes the act does too. __________________ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor

10-06-2013, 12:05 PM	#22
o'queery Member How Do You Identify?: serviceboy Preferred Pronoun?: him, hey boy Relationship Status: boyfriend of my joey. <3 Imma lucky bitchboy! Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Off the Grid Posts: 864 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,770 Thanked 1,895 Times in 523 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Just a few.. The "Dirty South" "Downward Spiral" "Into the Flood" "Big Love Mess" __________________ I'm not an artist i'm a fucking work of art

10-06-2013, 12:05 PM	#23
NitroChrys_Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Cape May Point NJ Posts: 269 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 878 Thanked 703 Times in 199 Posts Rep Power: 3072717	Horizontal Rumble or Backseat Driving (Yes, because I sometimes operate on that 17 year old level) __________________ “Hy who risks and fails can be forgiven. Hy who never risks and never fails is a failure in Hys whole being.”

10-06-2013, 12:21 PM	#25
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675552	"The hibbidy dibidty" "The Two juan foo" "Scroggin" these are all redneck terms incase you don't recognize them Clarence Carter's "Strokin' " __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

10-06-2013, 02:47 PM	#26
puddin' Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: a genderqueer nuisance Preferred Pronoun?: bitchboi Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: new zealand Posts: 7,120 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 7,972 Times in 2,344 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	gettin' jiggy attack on the pink fortress spelunking the bat cave __________________ be true, be you, be brave.

10-06-2013, 04:02 PM	#27
ONLY Senior Member How Do You Identify?: well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?: female pronouns Relationship Status: Married to my Rare Beauty with a Beautiful Soul.....SS Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: eastern ontario, canada Posts: 2,783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 975 Thanked 1,735 Times in 679 Posts Rep Power: 15139963	SS, my girl says "doing the horizontal mambo" __________________ *"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real. "*

10-06-2013, 05:03 PM	#28
Girl_On_Fire Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her Relationship Status: On Hiatus Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Connecticut Posts: 690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,020 Thanked 2,683 Times in 562 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	'Playing hide the carrot' lol! __________________ "Quit trying to reason with unreasonable people. It's like trying to have a meaningful conversation with an end table." ~ Girl_On_Fire

10-06-2013, 05:26 PM	#29
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,069 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675552	Playing Hide the salami Having whoopee pie"] __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

10-06-2013, 05:29 PM	#30
The JD Be the Fearless Bunny How Do You Identify?: Hers. Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Medusa’s Snake Charmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: This must be the place. Posts: 649 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,740 Thanked 2,686 Times in 540 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Some of these names make me want to never have sex again. Or at least not while I'm thinking of this thread. Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex while standing up? A: Because God might think they're dancing. __________________ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor