That is so fucked up! (TISFU)

[Ginger]

I wanted to start a thread where people can just vent about stuff that is fucked up. You don't have to analyze or dwell on it, just let it out.

I'll start.


My co-worker is pregnant and just found out it's a girl. "You guys must be so excited!!!," I said.

"Not really," she said. "I told my husband and he's like, 'A girl? What the hell am I gonna do with a girl?"

TISFU!!!

[nycfem]

Fun thread!

Someone at work, of the beauty queen variety, said she noticed I lost some weight and complimented me. She said, quote, "I used to be ugly..." She meant it supportively but imo...

TISFU! Or as I can't help thinking, "That SHIT is so fucked up!"

(And please no comments on my posts, outside of private reps, thanks)

[Okiebug61]

I have a co-worker who's job is to take down information (correct information) from people who call in and request estimates.

The information is very seldom correct. They do not ask how the prospects name is spelled or the correct spelling of the street they live on.

I have complained all summer about this and the reply I keep getting is "We can't find anyone that will do the job correctly" OK! So we are paying someone to do it wrong.

TISFU!

[Linus]

Admin note: moved thread to Fun and Fluffy as this is more appropriate here than the Red Zone.

[Ginger]

Originally Posted by Linus

Admin note: moved thread to Fun and Fluffy as this is more appropriate here than the Red Zone.

Thank you, Scout

[Okiebug61]

Traffic Signs everywhere flashing the speed you are going, Break lights can be seen not to far ahead. Signs saying right lane ends. Idiot flashes by at about 80 finally see's their lane is ending slams on breaks, doesn't put on blinker and thinks I am going to let him over. I THINK NOT!

TISFU!

[Okiebug61]

So I have a situation where a mechanical closet will not pass inspection with the new equipment when installed. I call City Hall to request a inspector come by and tell us exactly what must be done to bring the closet up to code. I am told the following by the person who answered the phone.

We can't tell you what you need beforehand we can only tell you what you did wrong and you'll have to pay the permit for us to tell you.

I couldn't help but say the following. So if we don't pull a permit then you won't know what we did wrong and it really won't matter then.

Yes, that is correct. If we never see what you did wrong then you won't have to pay for us to tell you what you did wrong.

Is there anyway you can explain why you won't tell us what we need so we can do the right thing? No there is no reason to explain something that we will not do, it's just the city enforcement code.

Ok, thanks,

TISFU! LMAO

[Ginger]

They put the shrunken heads into storage at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC because they think it sends the wrong message about a culture.

TISFU!!!!

They put the Tasmanian Wolf into storage because they think he's a bummer and sends the wrong message.

TISFU!!!

I know how to subvert wrong messages. That is NOT fucked up!

[Metro]

TISFU...

'GSElevator: Things Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator' from the Bro Bible.

Example pearl of wisdom: "Hookers aren’t cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive."

Uh, yeah -- if that isn't such a total frat move and so f***ed up then I don't know what is... kinda reminds me of that weighty tome, 'The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right', circa 1995.

[JAGG]

I was watching 101 ways to die and this crazy cat lady had like 25 cats, which one cat is gross enough but 25 ? And here is the kicker she had so many cats because she wanted them to be pregnant so she can drink their milk. EEEWWWWW And of course that's what killed her. Nasty nasty nasty !!!!!!!