11-16-2010, 06:28 PM | #101 |
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When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....
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11-16-2010, 06:32 PM | #102 |
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the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?
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11-16-2010, 06:34 PM | #103 |
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You snack on something that gives you killer heartburn
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11-16-2010, 06:36 PM | #104 |
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your lip liner isn't symmetrical?
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11-16-2010, 06:39 PM | #105 |
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11-16-2010, 08:18 PM | #106 |
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You are expected to be a mind reader...as in: You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document." Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client. Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both? |
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11-16-2010, 08:23 PM | #107 |
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an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.
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11-16-2010, 08:28 PM | #108 |
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yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)
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11-16-2010, 08:38 PM | #110 |
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you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol
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11-16-2010, 09:29 PM | #111 |
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I hate rather that my lips are not symmetrical.
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11-16-2010, 09:41 PM | #112 |
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the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...
le sigh... My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood..
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11-16-2010, 10:06 PM | #113 |
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11-17-2010, 05:42 AM | #114 |
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As delightful as discovering that your bread was placed in the same bag as fabric softener sheets. Nothing like 100% Whole Wheat Snuggle Bread...
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11-17-2010, 11:17 AM | #116 |
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... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...
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11-17-2010, 11:18 AM | #117 |
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...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed.
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11-17-2010, 09:50 PM | #118 |
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And I thought the clerk putting bananas in with my bread was bad.
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11-17-2010, 09:52 PM | #119 |
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...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that!
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You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!
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