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The JD 10-06-2013 11:05 AM

a REALLY oldie but goodie
 
Shakespeare never gets old, it seems. "Making the beast with two backs" always makes me laugh. Well, the phrase, not the act.

Though sometimes the act does too.

o'queery 10-06-2013 12:05 PM

Just a few..
 
The "Dirty South"

"Downward Spiral"

"Into the Flood"

"Big Love Mess"

NitroChrys_Butch 10-06-2013 12:05 PM

Horizontal Rumble or Backseat Driving (Yes, because I sometimes operate on that 17 year old level)

NitroChrys_Butch 10-06-2013 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks (Post 851478)
Something like that. :)

Well now... that calls for a ^5...

Heavenleahangel 10-06-2013 12:21 PM

"The hibbidy dibidty" "The Two juan foo" "Scroggin" these are all redneck terms incase you don't recognize them

Clarence Carter's "Strokin' "

puddin' 10-06-2013 02:47 PM

gettin' jiggy

attack on the pink fortress

spelunking the bat cave

ONLY 10-06-2013 04:02 PM

SS, my girl (f) says "doing the horizontal mambo" :p

Girl_On_Fire 10-06-2013 05:03 PM

'Playing hide the carrot' lol!

Heavenleahangel 10-06-2013 05:26 PM

Playing Hide the salami

Having whoopee pie
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The JD 10-06-2013 05:29 PM

Some of these names make me want to never have sex again. Or at least not while I'm thinking of this thread.

Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex while standing up?

A: Because God might think they're dancing.


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