Favorite Euphemisms for Sex

Girl_On_Fire · 10-05-2013, 10:59 AM

So I'm starting to get into "The Big Bang Theory" and they throw the word 'coitus' around like crazy, which always gets a giggle out of me. The other night, I was watching "Frasier" (I love sitcoms) and the character Daphne called it 'a slap and tickle'.

So, I thought it would be fun to start a thread about it.

What's your favorite euphemism for sex?

Gemme · 10-05-2013, 11:35 AM

Horizontal mambo.

Doing the nasty.

Bumping uglies.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-05-2013, 11:50 AM

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

CherylNYC · 10-05-2013, 11:54 AM

I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing.

My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together".

Yesterday I said , "fornicate".

RockOn · 10-05-2013, 11:59 AM

Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood:
1. I want to make love with you.
2. Let's bond our souls with our love.

_______________________

Examples of playful mood:

1. Let's do the freak nasty.

2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long)

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's.

4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-05-2013, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's

This totally reminds me of why I love Lucky Brand jeans...the fly has length of woven tag sewn onto it that says, "Lucky You."....mayhap that is why I own several pairs.

Girl_On_Fire · 10-05-2013, 07:27 PM

'Getting it on' 'A bit of the old in and out'

ONLY · 10-05-2013, 07:32 PM

"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game.....

macele · 10-05-2013, 07:47 PM

1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree

2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta!

ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

Mopsie · 10-05-2013, 08:00 PM

I don't have any funny or interesting words that I use, but another funny one from the Big Bang Theory is: "the dance with no pants."

Blade · 10-05-2013, 08:12 PM

Getting the sweet stuff

cinnamongrrl · 10-05-2013, 08:15 PM

knocking boots has always been a favorite euphemism lol

puddin' · 10-06-2013, 09:14 AM

playin' twister sheets

doin' the wild thang

goin' down that alley

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 09:19 AM

lol, I've always really enjoyed in flagrante delicto.. The phrase, I mean...

Nat · 10-06-2013, 09:24 AM

Knocking on heaven's door

NitroChrys_Butch · 10-06-2013, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

So .. would that be I-69?

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 10:24 AM

Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 10:29 AM

Score!

(lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.)

Scots_On_The_Rocks · 10-06-2013, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NitroChrys_Butch

So .. would that be I-69?

Something like that.

Smiling · 10-06-2013, 10:36 AM

Fuck always works well. (lol, I will very rarely use that term outside of the bedroom, though because I'm a little bit of a goody two-shoes that way. I feel weird even writing the word!)

10-05-2013, 10:59 AM	#1
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10-05-2013, 11:54 AM	#4
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10-05-2013, 07:27 PM	#7
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RockOn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: sitting over there ----->>>>> :) Preferred Pronoun?: .... Relationship Status: .... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .... Posts: 3,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,081 Thanked 10,308 Times in 2,609 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood: 1. I want to make love with you. 2. Let's bond our souls with our love. _______________________ Examples of playful mood: 1. Let's do the freak nasty. 2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long) 3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's. 4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

10-05-2013, 07:32 PM	#8
ONLY Senior Member How Do You Identify?: well my girl calls me honeybear, sugarbear, sexy beast, hot tamale..... Preferred Pronoun?: female pronouns Relationship Status: Married to my Rare Beauty with a Beautiful Soul.....SS Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: eastern ontario, canada Posts: 2,783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 975 Thanked 1,735 Times in 679 Posts Rep Power: 15139963	"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game..... __________________ *"If you talk about it, it's a dream, if you envision it, it's possible, but if you schedule it, it's real. "*

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macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,238 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree 2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta! ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

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Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,586 Times in 1,857 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I don't have any funny or interesting words that I use, but another funny one from the Big Bang Theory is: "the dance with no pants."

10-05-2013, 08:12 PM	#11
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cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,929 Thanked 27,438 Times in 6,886 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	knocking boots has always been a favorite euphemism lol __________________

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puddin' Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: a genderqueer nuisance Preferred Pronoun?: bitchboi Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: new zealand Posts: 7,120 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,467 Thanked 7,972 Times in 2,344 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	playin' twister sheets doin' the wild thang goin' down that alley __________________ be true, be you, be brave.

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Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,383 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	lol, I've always really enjoyed in flagrante delicto.. The phrase, I mean...

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10-06-2013, 10:24 AM	#17
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,383 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Not one of my favorites, but it makes me laugh! Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

10-06-2013, 10:29 AM	#18
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,383 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I've used this term in jest before.... Score! (lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.) Last edited by Smiling; 10-06-2013 at 10:29 AM. Reason: parentheses.

10-06-2013, 10:36 AM	#20
Smiling Senior Member How Do You Identify?: with a distinct flair Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: somewhere else Posts: 1,852 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,623 Thanked 4,383 Times in 1,009 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Classics are classics for a reason.... Fuck always works well. (lol, I will very rarely use that term outside of the bedroom, though because I'm a little bit of a goody two-shoes that way. I feel weird even writing the word!)