Favorite Euphemisms for Sex
 

So I'm starting to get into "The Big Bang Theory" and they throw the word 'coitus' around like crazy, which always gets a giggle out of me. The other night, I was watching "Frasier" (I love sitcoms) and the character Daphne called it 'a slap and tickle'.

So, I thought it would be fun to start a thread about it.

What's your favorite euphemism for sex? ;)

Bedsheet Bingo

And for masturbation: 5-digit Disco

I can do extraordinary things privately, as well as in public, but I often can't really talk about it explicitly with people with whom I have not done those extraordinary things. Considering how sexually adventurous I am, and what my life actually looks like, friends find my mile-wide Victorian streak VERY amusing.

My good friends are likely to hear something like, "We spent a lovely evening together".

Yesterday I said , "fornicate".

Examples of tender, heart-rendering mood:
1. I want to make love with you.
2. Let's bond our souls with our love.

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Examples of playful mood:

1. Let's do the freak nasty.

2. Show it to me, I need to see, need to look closely... I said look at me into my eyes while I look at you for a long time before I touch you. (I torture the heck out of myself when actually doing this one ... the build-up of the need can hurt me if I wait too long)

3. Girl, you have the buttons popping off my 501's.

4. Help me I am hurting, need to unleash the beast.

This totally reminds me of why I love Lucky Brand jeans...the fly has length of woven tag sewn onto it that says, "Lucky You."....mayhap that is why I own several pairs.

'Getting it on' 'A bit of the old in and out'

"nookie" "whoopie" remember the game show-The Newlywed game.....

1. c'mon now, lemme shake your sugar tree

2. ooo girl, lets me and you play canasssssta!



ok, now you say it. canasssssta! there's just something about that word LOL.

knocking boots has always been a favorite euphemism lol

lol, I've always really enjoyed in flagrante delicto.. The phrase, I mean... :blush:

Knocking on heaven's door

So .. would that be I-69?

Not one of my favorites, but it makes me laugh!
 

Doing the deed has always been a phrase that strikes me as particularly ridiculous. I crack up anytime I have ever heard someone use that expression. What a peculiar way to refer to sex!

I've used this term in jest before....
 

Score!

(lol, because yes; I am a juvenile like that.)

Something like that. :)

Classics are classics for a reason....
 

Fuck always works well. (lol, I will very rarely use that term outside of the bedroom, though because I'm a little bit of a goody two-shoes that way. I feel weird even writing the word!)

a REALLY oldie but goodie
 

Shakespeare never gets old, it seems. "Making the beast with two backs" always makes me laugh. Well, the phrase, not the act.

Though sometimes the act does too.

Just a few..
 

The "Dirty South"

"Downward Spiral"

"Into the Flood"

"Big Love Mess"

Well now... that calls for a ^5...

SS, my girl (f) says "doing the horizontal mambo" :p

'Playing hide the carrot' lol!

Some of these names make me want to never have sex again. Or at least not while I'm thinking of this thread.

Q: Why don't Southern Baptists have sex while standing up?

A: Because God might think they're dancing.