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Originally Posted by homoe
Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
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A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.
Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.