Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[cathexis]

Originally Posted by homoe

Because the runner ALWAYS stops to get a hot-dog and some peanuts...........

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

[homoe]

Originally Posted by cathexis

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

........ I may have to consult with Chad on this!

[Chad]

Originally Posted by cathexis

A) So no water can get in or condensation form inside the package changing the contents back to bread; thereby, causing product liability lawsuits for not being the product identified as being inside said package.



Q) Why are there two different ocean dwelling creatures called "dolphins?" One is a marine mammal and one a fish. One is good eatin', but consumption of the other is politically incorrect unless you're shipwrecked.

Dolphin is a common name. The scientific classification for the fish is Coryphaena a genus of marine ray-finned fishes known as the dolphinfishes. That may be the reason it is commonly called Dolphin also known as Mahi-mahi. The fish is delicious food but the mammal is not. Keep your blow hole off my plate! Haha!

Question: What should your air conditioner temperature be set at inside the house when it is 100 degrees outside?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Chad

Dolphin is a common name. The scientific classification for the fish is Coryphaena a genus of marine ray-finned fishes known as the dolphinfishes. That may be the reason it is commonly called Dolphin also known as Mahi-mahi. The fish is delicious food but the mammal is not. Keep your blow hole off my plate! Haha!

Question: What should your air conditioner temperature be set at inside the house when it is 100 degrees outside?

Well I would have to say the answer all depends if you're alone or have someone in the house with you! If you have someone with you, that's twice the body heat where as if you're all alone it's just one's body heat!

To be on the safe side, I'd set the temperature right around 65 and hope for the best.....

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

Well I would have to say the answer all depends if you're alone or have someone in the house with you! If you have someone with you, that's twice the body heat where as if you're all alone it's just one's body heat!

To be on the safe side, I'd set the temperature right around 65 and hope for the best.....

Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

Because the frozen black-eyed peas, with their 20-20 vision, don't need any light to see.

Did dinosaurs buy fossil fuel by the gallon or liter?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Orema

Because the frozen black-eyed peas, with their 20-20 vision, don't need any light to see.

Did dinosaurs buy fossil fuel by the gallon or liter?

I think this is a trick question......dinosaurs had no money

If all the worlds a stage, why isn't everyone an actor or actress?

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by homoe

I think this is a trick question......dinosaurs had no money

If all the worlds a stage, why isn't everyone an actor or actress?

Most miss the casting call.

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

[Breathless]

Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

Most miss the casting call.

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

We MAY be inferior BUT we're damn CUTE