Q: How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles.
Q: What's the easiest way to get straight A's?
A: Use a ruler.
Q: What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
A: Pop.
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~ Jillian Turecki.
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