|
|
|
04-30-2020, 09:14 AM
|
#1 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, please. Relationship Status:
Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010
Location: Enjoying life @ home ツ
Posts: 16,116
Thanks: 29,633
Thanked 33,545 Times in 10,663 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868   |
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
A: Ten-tickles. Q: What's the easiest way to get straight A's? A: Use a ruler. Q: What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? A: Pop.
__________________
“When you change, don’t announce it: Just bloom.”
— wordsofawisemind.   |
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post: |
|
05-08-2020, 08:18 PM
|
#2 |
|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Femm Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
**loved by many** 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
Posts: 15,387
Thanks: 29,132
Thanked 40,951 Times in 10,737 Posts
Rep Power: 21474864 |
With so many sporting events being canceled, they're televising the World Origami Championship.
It's on Paperview.
__________________
 kissesA kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. |
|
|
|
| The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Bèsame* For This Useful Post: |
|
05-08-2020, 10:43 PM
|
#3 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, please. Relationship Status:
Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010
Location: Enjoying life @ home ツ
Posts: 16,116
Thanks: 29,633
Thanked 33,545 Times in 10,663 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868 |
Q: Why could'nt the bicycle stand up on its own?
A: It was too tire'd.
__________________
“When you change, don’t announce it: Just bloom.”
— wordsofawisemind. |
|
|
|
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post: |
|
05-08-2020, 10:46 PM
|
#4 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, please. Relationship Status:
Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010
Location: Enjoying life @ home ツ
Posts: 16,116
Thanks: 29,633
Thanked 33,545 Times in 10,663 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868 |
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A Blue berry.
__________________
“When you change, don’t announce it: Just bloom.”
— wordsofawisemind. Last edited by Kätzchen; 05-08-2020 at 10:53 PM. |
|
|
|
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post: |
|
05-09-2020, 01:06 PM
|
#5 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?:
she Relationship Status:
single 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 3,636
Thanks: 13,253
Thanked 9,308 Times in 3,009 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852 |
Silly jokes and sayings
A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do?
Let us flea said the fly. Let us fly said the flea. SO, they flew through the flaw in the flue. |
|
|
|
| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Stone-Butch For This Useful Post: |
|
05-16-2020, 05:13 PM
|
#6 |
|
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, please. Relationship Status:
Attached to my granddaughter & chosen friends and family.. Join Date: May 2010
Location: Enjoying life @ home ツ
Posts: 16,116
Thanks: 29,633
Thanked 33,545 Times in 10,663 Posts
Rep Power: 21474868 |
Q: How did the Introvert react to Social Distancing?
A: Now you're talking.
__________________
“When you change, don’t announce it: Just bloom.”
— wordsofawisemind. |
|
|
|
| The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Kätzchen For This Useful Post: |
|
05-17-2020, 06:38 AM
|
#7 |
|
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: North Shore Chicago
Posts: 1,569
Thanks: 11,033
Thanked 11,075 Times in 1,495 Posts
Rep Power: 21474848 |
C, EB and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."
A pun, a play on words and a limerick walk into a bar. No joke.
__________________
* * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable |
|
|
|
| The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to A. Spectre For This Useful Post: |
 |
| Tags |
| jokes |
|
|
Hybrid Mode
