[funkyfemme]

After completing the Surgical Technology program with my best friend, we landed jobs at the same hospital and had to go thru orientation together shortly after we started. They had someone from each department come in and tell a lil bit about what they do blah blah blah. Some of it was mind-numbing and made for a loooooong three days. At some point, an older lady, prolly in her 60s, came in and she had braces and fire red dyed hair and was just killing us with her monotone voice. I couldn't even tell ya what department, she was that boring. Anyhooo, she's rambling on and on and all of a sudden one of the rubberbands on her braces popped and stung her lip!! She paused and said "excuse me" then turned her back to us to hook that rubberband up then turned back around was as red as her flippin hair and continued like nothing happened! Forgetaboutit!!!!! I was DONE after that!! My friend and I could not stop laughing!! That hard ass laughing where you can only shake and nothing comes out and you're all red and your stomach hurts. IDK maybe you had to be there but man, that shit was funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! That was about five yrs ago and we STILL talk about that!