03-21-2012, 07:32 PM
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Senior Member
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I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!!
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Originally Posted by CherylNYC
Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise.
If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself.
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