Would you date yourself?

CherylNYC · 03-21-2012, 05:21 PM

Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself.

TimilDeeps · 03-21-2012, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CherylNYC

Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise.

If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself.

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honeyb · 03-24-2012, 09:42 PM

No...it would never go anywhere since I'm typically not the one to initiate things. Also I don't know what i want/need half the time.

Lazy Daze · 03-24-2012, 10:19 PM

The only part of me I would want to date is the chef and the laundry lady... otherwise, I am too damn high maintenance for me!

Licious · 03-24-2012, 10:52 PM

I used to think so. Sort of. Now I think it would be better to date someone different. Plus I wouldn't be butch enough. But could I hang with me? Gawd yes, we would be close friends!

firegal · 03-24-2012, 11:20 PM

Um would that mean one of me would have to be BOTTOM!

HELL NO!

NorCalStud · 03-24-2012, 11:25 PM

Um Ick. Nightmare.

girl_dee · 03-26-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by firegal

Um would that mean one of me would have to be BOTTOM!

HELL NO!

in my case i was thinking that it would be one helluva fight for bottom!

Even though i KNOW i would win!

03-21-2012, 05:21 PM	#1
CherylNYC Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status: Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 1,467 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,474 Thanked 7,111 Times in 1,205 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Oh, no. I mean, HELL no! My dating criteria includes a stipulation that she be less crazy than me. And better at washing up the dishes after dinner. Plus if I were to date myself, I would be furious that I couldn't get a word in edgewise. If I were to go against my better judgement and go out on a date with me, I might be impressed by my honesty and my predilection for multi-syllable words, but my excitable nature would stress me out. I would conclude that I need to date a calmer person, and the relationship would be over before it started. Then I would go home alone and, uh, date myself. __________________ Cheryl

03-24-2012, 10:19 PM	#4
Lazy Daze Member How Do You Identify?: * Preferred Pronoun?: * Relationship Status: * Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: * Posts: 1,036 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,665 Thanked 2,808 Times in 745 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	The only part of me I would want to date is the chef and the laundry lady... otherwise, I am too damn high maintenance for me! __________________ *In a world where you can be anything..be Yourself*

03-24-2012, 10:52 PM	#5
Licious Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 686 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,502 Thanked 1,973 Times in 546 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I used to think so. Sort of. Now I think it would be better to date someone different. Plus I wouldn't be butch enough. But could I hang with me? Gawd yes, we would be close friends! __________________ Don’t be satisfied with stories, how things have gone with others. Unfold your own myth. ~Rumi

03-24-2012, 11:20 PM	#6
firegal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Don't let the gal part of my screen name fool ya I,m ALL butch! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Tacoma,Washington Posts: 2,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,853 Thanked 11,703 Times in 2,469 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	???? Um would that mean one of me would have to be BOTTOM! HELL NO!

03-24-2012, 11:25 PM	#7
NorCalStud Member How Do You Identify?: gaea's Daddy and Fiance Preferred Pronoun?: Ours Relationship Status: Engaged with gaea:-) Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Island Mountain Posts: 440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,630 Thanked 1,465 Times in 359 Posts Rep Power: 18918588	wth? Um Ick. Nightmare. __________________ "Love the questions" ...Rainier Marie Rilke...Letters to a young poet Che

03-24-2012, 09:42 PM	#3
honeyb Junior Member How Do You Identify?: somewhere in the middle...femme..ish Preferred Pronoun?: it Relationship Status: perpetually single Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: texas Posts: 9 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 0 Thanked 21 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 0	No...it would never go anywhere since I'm typically not the one to initiate things. Also I don't know what i want/need half the time.