as soon as you say that you are going to be celibate,
comes flying at you from every direction.............
if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and looks like a duck...
She's a whore
as soon as you say you want to diet, a new flavor of ben and jerry's comes out
just when you think you have all the bills paid, something comes up
as soon as you swear off blonde blue-eyed scorpio yankee women, one steals your heart................
