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Mentally Delicious
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Queer High Femme, thank you very much
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Mme.
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Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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I was just reminded of the time that I worked Christmas help at the Mall as a Santa's "Elf". My job was to lift the kids up to Santa's lap and hold up various stuffed animals off to the side so the photographer could get a good picture of the screaming babies.
I'll never forget the Mother who insisted that her kid wouldnt smile unless I threw myself on the ground and acted like I was hurt.
It worked. The little sadistic asshole smiled and clapped like I was Mickey Mouse handing out free candy.
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