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Medusa · 04-20-2010, 01:21 PM

I was just reminded of the time that I worked Christmas help at the Mall as a Santa's "Elf". My job was to lift the kids up to Santa's lap and hold up various stuffed animals off to the side so the photographer could get a good picture of the screaming babies.

I'll never forget the Mother who insisted that her kid wouldnt smile unless I threw myself on the ground and acted like I was hurt.

It worked. The little sadistic asshole smiled and clapped like I was Mickey Mouse handing out free candy.

04-20-2010, 01:21 PM	#1
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